Jonathan Antin Takes on Bath and Body Works

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away Jonathan Antin ran his hands through my hair and soon after I fell deeply in love with him. Later on he proposed to me….! Serious! This is all true! Honest! Ok…well…maybe not the part about proposing…I could have made that part up but he did touch my hair but I had to pay him for it which was all a minor technical hiccup!

Anyway…I rather like Jonathan and find him sexy in a weird sort of way! I dunno what it is but something is definately there. It could be his California Surfer accent, or it could be his unmovable hair and the fact that he goes around combing it back like he’s The Fonz, or maybe it’s because Jonathan has that certain flair for being gay yet straight (god, I love men who can pull that off)! In reality I think he just holds a certain Tom Ford wannabe look about him which must be what’s tricking me into believing he’s hot. The Muse hearts you Tom and don’t forget it!

Anyway who knows what it is!

The good news is if you have a certain lust or lemming for Jonathan product you can now get it at Bath & Body Works.

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Bath & Body Works is now offering Jonathan’s full line of product on there site! Click here to view the line up!

So hmmm….

This isn’t too exciting right? We can get this stuff on Sephora if we want it right?

Come on though! Think ahead! Think like the Muse and remember that next year when the Semi-Annual Sale comes around you too can make a killing stocking up on Jonathan product for 99.9% off the regular price!

Yay!

Well…not so Yay because his products aren’t that fab! But it’s ok…we love you anyway Jonathan…especially your hair…we really love that! Speaking for the rest of the population we also really love the way you throw a hissy fit better than any girl in the world!

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An uncanny resemblance dontcha agree? (For those clever enough you must have gotten that reference to “dontcha”! Come on girls! Wake up! I’m easily amused hehe! Come on! I find less and less to laugh about lately at least let me have my corny icon wink jokes!)
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  • 1/29/08 4:27 MandyPandy:

    Eh, my B&BW has carried Jonathan Product forever and a day and the stuff never goes on sale, semi-annually or otherwise.

    I’ve actually used both dirt and silky dirt and while both made my hair look temporarily sexy and manageable, they dried out my hair and caused it to frizz and become brittle. I love, love, LOVE the smell and texture of Dirt Paste and Silky Dirt, thus I’m begging Johnny-boy to take the denatured alcohol out of Dirt so I can use it once more. Pass along the message the next time he’s running his fingers through your hair.

    And do dish about how, when, where and why you came across Le Antin! We’re dying to know!

    PS: You might want to check this out:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXJ2hpf6nxg

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  • 1/29/08 15:06 the Muse:

    Hey girlie!

    Seriously? Ours doesn’t! I don’t think I know of a single on in the city that does! Interesting!

    I’ve used dirt too but it gave me hard head!

    I do adore the smell too but it doesn’t work at all for me!

    LOL I’ll be sure to do so when he has me flat on my back!

    Oh my a girl must have some secrets! Well ok I’ll tell you…not too exciting though…I got my hair styled by him a while back ago. It was sorta like taking a few hundred dollars and flushing it down a toilet as he did virtually nothing aside from a few small clips and alot of fluffing with his fingers. I don’t think I even got my orgasm out of the deal since it was over far too quickly. Sigh.

    LOL I’ve seen Bruno’s interview with him LOVE LOVE LOVE IT! GOD BLESS SBC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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