Weekly Beauty Rants: Lipgloss+Sneeze=Epic Fail
Welcome to the Muse’s new category where you can rant your beauty mishaps. I’m a professional rant’er so this is a great way for me to nitpick, rave, rant, yell, whine, piss, and moan all about my cosmetic woes, beauty problems, and general pieces of life.
Whatcha think? Likey?
My rant of the day is sneezing!
Today I’d like to address the topic of lip gloss and sneezing. This morning I had an epic sneeze…actually…I ALWAYS have to sneeze, every morning, around the same damn time. You know when that time is? That time is just after I applied my lipstick and nice gob of lipgloss. This is normally the time my nose starts itching so I press the area just below my right nostril, (this trick stops a sneeze in it’s track did you know that? Try it sometime!) right above my lip. And I’m saved….!
Sometimes the sneeze escapes before I have the second to perform my little trick and that’s when disaster strikes! Oh let me rant about what a pain in the backside it is to sneeze when you have on layers of lip product. First off gloss and lipstick go everywhere during a big sneeze. Normally this is on my chin, perhaps my upper lip, but a mess will occur, rest assured of that. Now let me rant about how difficult it is to blow your nose when you have on a gob of gorgeous gloss on, it’s NOT easy and most times you might as well just wipe off your product and start over after you finish blowing your nose.
So that’s my daily beauty rant!
Sneezing and lipgloss just don’t go hand and hand.
How about you?
Any tips on how to sneeze delicately and not mess up your gloss?
Any other beauty ranting you want to get off your chest today?