Beauty Most Unusual: Corny Dog Lip Balm
The Muse sometimes thinks their should be a limit on beauty items. Such is the case with today’s Beauty Most Unusual item, it’s simply overboard to say the least.
Mmm a moist hot dog inside fried corn bread batter! Depending on how you look at it corn dogs are either a delicious treat or a complete gag fest. I choose gag fest. I simply hate Corn Dogs and think them rather disgusting.
But it’s ok if you love ‘em, the Muse will still be your friend. Those of you who are fans of frankfurters wrapped up in fat fried corn meal you can now have that flavor on your lips all day with Corn Dog Lip Balm.
Just what you always wanted the taste of hot dogs and fried corn. Doesn’t get anymore delicious than this.
A hearty (and sarcastic) nom, nom!
Would you buy Corn Dog flavored lip balm?
Aw heck I wouldn’t touch it would a ten foot pole to be honest.