Beauty Most Unusual: VAJAZZLING

Talking about my vagina…OMG did I just say the V word? So sorry ’bout that but talking about that…ahem…area is strictly off limits when it comes to my beauty blog but I can make the exception when it comes to beauty most unusual.

Remember the Bedazzler?

How about a Vajazzler?

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You can Vajazzle you’re Vagina, seriously, I’m not making this up. Jennifer Love Hewitt supposedly broke the news on the George Lopez Show about it. Love, vajazzles? She broke the news…does that mean she pulled a Drew Barrymore on Letterman and dropped her pants and showed George the duds?! How did I miss that episode. Completely Bare Spas have provided the service for years which allows you to choose an assortment of real Swarovski crystal designs so you can shimmer and shine down there….

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I have no idea how this works but lord knows a blinged out vagina has to be better than a regular old boring one right?

Beauty Most Unusual?

I’m saying yes…but not nearly as great as dying your pubes pink.

What do you think?

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  • 3/4/10 15:04 Ashleigh:

    I watched the episode, there was no flashing of her vajazzled vajayjay. I can’t imagine that gluing crystals down there can be all that comfortable.

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    • 3/4/10 15:13 the Muse:

      damn ashleigh don’t disappoint me like that! what did she say? how did it come up? spill damn you! LOL umm for the record…..*mumbles* I’d be worried the crystals would get in weird places!

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  • 3/4/10 15:17 Kelsey:

    Hey Muse!

    You know, I fancy myself a pretty openminded person. I’m all about piercing (got 13 myself), tattooing, dying your hair funky colors, and whatever else, but.. Um.. I’m not so sure about this one. I mean, I guess I’d give it a go just to say I’ve done it, but uh, yeah.. lol

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    • 3/4/10 15:23 the Muse:

      kelsey me too! :-D yay for peircing and cool ink :-D LOL! I’m just worried I’d wipe and end up having to surgically removed a crystal from somewhere weird LOL

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  • 3/4/10 15:22 Marina:

    Now that’s just uncomfortable…yikes.

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    • 3/4/10 20:45 the Muse:

      lol marina!

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  • 3/4/10 15:33 mercedes:

    OMG this is soo funny,i agree with you on ‘why regular old boring when you can have a blinged out one’.HA you crack me up!! and agree that i would worry about it getting somewhere wierd..say it loud say it proud!

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    • 3/4/10 15:42 the Muse:

      lol I swear I’d be the girl in the emergency room Mercedes….”Yes may we help you?” Ummm ya I got a crystal in the crack of my butt cheek can we see about getting it out? k, thanks! LOL!

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  • 3/4/10 16:14 Caroline:

    Muse- LMAO!!!! I needed that!!!

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    • 3/4/10 16:15 the Muse:

      lol caroline did I create a lemming to vajazzle your vajayjay!? :-D

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  • 3/4/10 16:28 Nunu:

    I died at the “I’d wipe and end up having to surgically removed a crystal from somewhere weird LOL” part xD
    Isn’t this the same concept of getting a “Bollywood”? Like after getting all the hair from your unmentionable ripped out at the roots, they offer to cover up the swelling and redness with stick on gems.
    Who in the world thinks up these things?!omg how embarrassing would it be if you called up someone n said “hey, um…cld you look around n see if you can find this crystal…I might’ve dropped it last night….

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    • 3/4/10 20:52 the Muse:

      seriously nunu this stuff happens to unlucky people like me! LOL! LOLLLLLLLLLLL I actually think it looks pretty in the pics just major unconventional

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  • 3/4/10 17:10 Marcy:

    That’s pretty gross Muse… I’m laughing at the name, but sticking anything down there… URGH! I guess it is a painless version of actually having a piercing down there?? Also if they’re swarovski stuff I can just imagine people reusing the jewels… imaging putting some down there and then back on your face LOL

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    • 3/4/10 18:45 the Muse:

      marcy lol :-D I know! EWWWWW you’re thinking too much dude! LOL

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  • 3/4/10 18:38 jonnie:

    I heard about this on the radio a few weeks ago… my question is, okay, when you’re having sexy time, don’t they come off when you get all sweaty and stuff? What if one slipped off and snuck… up there…? Eek. I’m just asking… not so much interested in this one.

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    • 3/4/10 18:40 the Muse:

      I was wondering the same jonnie….I mean between sexy time and the intimates of umm ahem wiping..? I don’t get it is your entire vajay covered in bling or is just to the naval?! I wanna see a picture! anyone who has vajazzle going on take a pic we want to see this stuff!

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      • 3/4/10 19:54 jonnie:

        Yikes… wiping hadn’t even occurred to me. Eeek again.

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        • 3/4/10 20:37 the Muse:

          LOL Jonnie! oh the visuals what joy the visuals bring to my mind!

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  • 3/4/10 19:14 Brianne:

    This is the epitome of stupid stuff we do to ourselves I think. I mean… you know, if having a sparkly vagina is that important to someone – okay, go right ahead. But if this becomes some sort of fad, I will shake my head sadly and wonder what is wrong that so many women feel the need to “pretty” up their vagina with expensive sparkly crap. Only you and maybe one other person is gonna see it (hopefully, if many more than that are seeing it, there is more wrong than you spend money to decorate your vagina). Is it worth the money? And the time/maintenence? If you have that kind of money and are having trouble figuring out what to do with it, I can help come up with ideas people lol!

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    • 3/4/10 20:38 the Muse:

      LOL brianne I like the “I can help with ideas people”

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  • 3/4/10 21:08 SilhouetteScreams:

    LOL THAT IS SO RANDOM. It’d be kinda cute (and probably a bit 90s) to have some bedazzling done ABOVE the crotch area, like below the bellybutton. But yeah….why would you bedazzle your vag, other than for a photoshoot? I can’t think what kind of bizarre occasion would warrant it :|

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    • 3/5/10 8:19 the Muse:

      above sounds cool silhouette for example this pic with it on the toros is nice but anything below…I’d be worried. I dunno…I guess a more hipper person than myself would like a a vajazzled vagina! :-D

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  • 3/4/10 22:08 Cristi:

    The only practical use (and I’m using the term loosely here) this could possibly have is for exotic dancers… *tiny shudder*

    While googling vajazzling I found an amazing quote-

    Videogum editor Gabe Delahaye feels very strongly about this issue. “Gross. People who vajazzle should have their vaginas taken away,” he said. “They can have them back when they are ready.” XD

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    • 3/5/10 8:18 the Muse:

      cristi oh that’s true I think it would be rather sexy on an exotic dancer/porn star type of thing…just a little unconventional for the average woman :-D LOL great quote

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  • 3/5/10 1:13 Linda:

    This post made me laugh. lol I think I will leave crystals on jewelry and clothes. hahah =]

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    • 3/5/10 8:17 the Muse:

      lol me too linda!

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  • 3/5/10 1:51 JoElla:

    Well.. it would make your yearly trip to the gynie more interesting.

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    • 3/5/10 8:10 the Muse:

      lol joella I shudder to think about it

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  • 3/5/10 5:14 Brittany:

    I don’t get the hatred toward it! It seems like fun. It’s no different than a piercing or henna tattoo since it’s non-permanent. My vagina deserves some extra pretty just as much as my face does. Though I won’t be wearing makeup down there anytime soon :P

    I saw some girls talking about it on tv years ago and they said they didn’t come off easily but they could be a little abrasive during sex for the other partner.

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    • 3/5/10 8:17 the Muse:

      hey brittany I def don’t hate, I don’t anyone does, it’s simply that we find it kinda amusing to bedazzle such a private area. I couldn’t even begin to think of having sex with a bedazzled vagina…lol I’d be scared my partner would say WTH? :-D

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