Now the Muse is a wobbly sort of girl. She has no problems admitting she’s not a ten, although she reminds herself daily, while staring at herself in the mirror, “wow you are SO a ten”. I don’t actually do that but it makes for great entertainment imagining I do, dontcha think?
Well…anyway. I admit I’m def not a ten but I’m so not seeking a Butt Lift In a Box to get to that ten mark.
Do not want.
So…what’s a Butt Lift in a Box? I’m honestly not sure and I probably wouldn’t buy it however I WOULD be tempted to but the DVD, “What’s a Butt Lift in a Box? A Self Help DVD” if they put one out.
Supposedly this is a three-step butt lifting system. If your butt has reached the realm of no return and you’re wanting to do away with cellulite, wobbly bits, and just wanting your butt to look smooth, tight, lifted, and a little less tired you can find everything you need to do that in A Butt Lift in a Box.
The set includes a plumping catalyst, lifting and firming emulsion, exercise booklet, and an exercise band.
I don’t technically know what a plumping catalyst is but it sounds really important and so does that the exercise band. Perhaps the band can be left on to lift the butt during days when you’re just too tired to carry it around ya know?
I personally Do Not Want! A Butt Lift in a Box but you can get one at Victoria’s Secret for $99 if you’re thinking it’s something your butt needs at this point in life.
What do you think?
The Muse sometimes thinks you need to know when to say no.
Another fine Do Not Want Beauty Moment!