Do Not Want: Creer Beaute Bathing Salts
It isn’t any great secret I’m a big fan of Japanese beauty products and a big fan of baths, yes I like a bath from time to time and even a shower or two, the Muse isn’t afraid of a little water and contrary to belief she will not melt or multiply when wet.
Creer Beaute Bathing Salts combines two of my favorite things, bathing and Japanese beauty, these bathing salts are one thing however that I DO NOT WANT!
Creer Beaute is guilty of being absolutely fabulous. Why? Because they have a range of face masks and beauty items themed around The Rose of Versailles, one of my fav magnas of all time. Seriously, I shell out near $4 bucks a pop plus airmail just so I can get my fix of Creer Beaute Rose Versailles Sheet Masks just because they sport a cute design…..how diseased am I?
But not everything Creer Beaute offers is something that this Muse is willing to haul.
For example take it’s scary line of bath salts! WTH dude!
Creer Beaute Habanero Bathing Salt sports an orange and tomato scent..that along should make you wanna run for the hills and makes your bath turn a horrible red (their description not mine). It also stimulates heat to make you sweat (because that’s just we want to sweat in water we want to use for cleaning purposes) and feel like your conquered the tyrant (again, their description, not mine). What tyrant? Has an evil demonic presence entered the tub with me? Will we do battle over a boiling tub of orange, tomato scented bath water? Let the best man win!
Yea well if that isn’t bad enough you can always go for Creer Beaute Jorokia Bathing Salt which promises to turn your bath water bright green and make you feel like you conquered the devil. That’s right, you can experience the Linda Blair vomiting pea soup effect right in your very bath tub!
The Muse simply says….
Do Not Want!
I’ll stick with the cuter Creer Beaute items and leave the bathing salts to the experts, I’m a gentle soul, can’t be having any epic good against evil battles in my bathroom as I bath, I like Evil Dead as much as the next person but just not while I’m trying to relax in a tub of warm water.
P.S. See that little smiley face in the lower right hand corner with his mouth open and an X on his forehead…yea well that basically means don’t eat this shiz because if you do you’ll be possessed by a pissed off demon, don’t say I didn’t warn you!