Do Not Want: Philosophy 64 oz Vanilla Birthday Cake Shower Gel
Dear Philosophy,
Me and you, we have chemistry, we have a connection babe. We’ve been friends for a long time now and we’ve gone through alot of highs and lows right?
So it should be ok that I address the issue of your QVC Today’s Special Value.
Philosophy….
I hate to be the one to break it to you.
But no one wants 64 ounces of Vanilla Birthday Cake in their shower. WTH? Don’t build our hopes up for Today’s Special Value and proceed to offer us enough shower gel to bath a small city with. Don’t you know anything about me (us) at all? You know we love variety, you know we can’t be true to a single shower gel for THAT long! How do you expect us to get through that big a shower gel? We may like it today but tomorrow we’ll be on to the next best thing….we can’t commit to 64 ounces, it’s simply too MUCH!
I’m sorry but DO NOT WANT a 64 oz Shower Gel.
Next anniversary can we get something a bit more special?
k, thanks.
Love you!
P.S. I got a sample of Vanilla Birthday Cake and it doesn’t even smell that great. Dude, talk about rubbing salt in an open wound…ouch!
P.S.S. If for some strange reason you DO need a big ass shower gel you can get yours from www.qvc.com