Dr. Lipp Original Nipple Balm for Lips: Use It On Your Lips, Use It On Your Nipples, Go Crazy!
I dunno how keen I am on a product that multitasks not only on my mouth but on my nipples as well. Yeah, you read that right, nipples. Did you just snort like a 14 year old boy? I know my inner teenage boy loves it!
Dr. Lipp Original Nipple Balm for Lips is a natural, rich long lasting moisturizer and gloss all in one.
Take a look because nipples aside, it sounds freaking amazing!
This velvety lip treatment is medically proven to heal minor skin irritation and reduces skin roughness up to 40% within an hour!
Of course, the description that suggests using it on sensitive nipples (for mums) kinda had me yelling out, “Lois, I think I found my kryptonite!” It just makes me all eewwwww why would I want to use it on my nipples and proceed to use it on my lips?
But hey, it really does sound like a miracle. It’s a 100% Pure and Natural and pharmaceutically acknowledged as one of nature�s most effective and natural skin moisturizers. You can use it on lips, ahem nipples, sunburns, scars, calluses, and more. It has a naturally glossy shine and promises to not only cure chapped lips but keep them smooth and hydrated.
Medical grade lanolin is part of the magic here in combating dryness.
All nipple-ness aside I’m kinda curious ’bout this one.
It’s $14.50 and available now at Sephora and Sephora.com
P.S. (o)Y(o) <----I couldn't resist! X-rated macro goodness cira 1994 Microsoft chat rooms, 14400 dial up modem.