Dr. Lipp Original Nipple Balm for Lips: Use It On Your Lips, Use It On Your Nipples, Go Crazy!
I dunno how keen I am on a product that multitasks not only on my mouth but on my nipples as well. Yeah, you read that right, nipples. Did you just snort like a 14 year old boy? I know my inner teenage boy loves it!
Dr. Lipp Original Nipple Balm for Lips is a natural, rich long lasting moisturizer and gloss all in one.
Take a look because nipples aside, it sounds freaking amazing!
This velvety lip treatment is medically proven to heal minor skin irritation and reduces skin roughness up to 40% within an hour!
Of course, the description that suggests using it on sensitive nipples (for mums) kinda had me yelling out, “Lois, I think I found my kryptonite!” It just makes me all eewwwww why would I want to use it on my nipples and proceed to use it on my lips?
But hey, it really does sound like a miracle. It’s a 100% Pure and Natural and pharmaceutically acknowledged as one of nature’s most effective and natural skin moisturizers. You can use it on lips, ahem nipples, sunburns, scars, calluses, and more. It has a naturally glossy shine and promises to not only cure chapped lips but keep them smooth and hydrated.
Medical grade lanolin is part of the magic here in combating dryness.
All nipple-ness aside I’m kinda curious ’bout this one.
It’s $14.50 and available now at Sephora and Sephora.com
P.S. (o)Y(o) <—-I couldn’t resist! X-rated macro goodness cira 1994 Microsoft chat rooms, 14400 dial up modem.
I held back the snorting until I saw the macro boobies. All was lost after that. As far as the product goes lanolin is amazing at healing skin, I just don’t know about putting something that is glossy on other parts of my body. I guess I equate gloss with stickiness and have to wonder about sticky glossy nipples…..ok, that made me laugh and is probably the most absurd thing I’ve ever typed.
hey you gotta laugh sometimes and macro breasts are some funny $h1t! lol! sticky glossy nipples…mmmmmmm! sounds like a pr0n title lol!
My friends and I in college bought nipple creams from an “adult toy” party and use them as lip balm lol. Best lip plumpers everrrrr! So I’d be interested in this one.
Hmm.. I never had a problem with dry nipples… maybe that is a woman thing lol?
Also “glossy nipples” lmao!
LOL *hugs* I love you cj…! your nipples are highly hydrated are they? lol!
Totally. And for some reason I have that “My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard” song stuck in my head now lol
LOL!!!! and I’m like it’s better than yours!
damn right, it’s better than yours!
I read the description and had to do a re-read to make sure that it processed correctly, then proceeded to snort and giggle. this would have to be purchased in sets of two, one for lips & one for nips. don’t forget to lable which is which!
humff mine is so much better! as is my ( Y ) <—booty! ;-D EXACTLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY for the anal people like myself who refuse to slap it on my nipples and than my lips, no, I can’t go for that, no can do!
when i first read through the post i thought it was a tinted product and i was wondering why on earth anyone would want/need to change their nipple color! ahahahahahaha
oh don’t laugh there are tints and creams for making nipples pink in Asia ;D!
oh my god i browsed sasa and you’re absolutely right! that’s, uh, amazing really, but not so surprising -_-;;
lol! ;-D quite a common cream in Asia, just funny to see something like it marketed in the US ;-D “pink” nipples are a very desirable thing I guess?! ;D
Wasn’t Benetint originally for making nipples pinker?
yup! ;-D
I wonder if there’s a peach tint… That’s my color this summer lmao!
LOL you can use benefit cha cha tint lol!
Aw, bummer, all nipple creams seem to contain lanolin (no lanolin for me, thx!)
I’m gonna be poppin out a kid soon so I was all excited, lol
your pregnant?!
All nipple creams contain lanolin because that’s one of few things that are not toxic for baby’s to suck on, Believe me, if your breastfeeding, you’ll probably gonna demand to get that f%%^$* Cream,NOW! My hubby needed to go to a drugstore at midnight for a little bit of that stuff.
So you know Benetint was originally created for stripper’s nipples right? Hahaha!
lol what the hell is with all the nipple stuff today? LOL yeah ;-D I had read that on their site lmao!
Are you serious?……………
So how weird would it be if I go try and find my benetint sample right now? XD LOL
can you take a picture please? because honey, you and tinted nipples it just boggles the mind! lol! you can be an extra in magic mike! just sayin’! LOL!
It’s nice that it multitasks I guess, but who wants glossy nips?
me, sometimes I like to throw my hands in the air saying ayoooo like at my glossy nipples! Be jealous bishes! ;-D
This comment made me spit water on my desk. I am getting very weird looks but there is NO way I can explain myself to anyone. Ahhhh nipple posts.
i think we should do vagina or fart posts tomorrow, ya keep, keeping it fresh and original. we are sad individuals for being SO easily amused lol!
Why not consolidate it into one post about queefs.
Hahahahaha yiiikes XD
why don’t they call it nips ‘n lips? lolll
christmas you’re such a bloody marketing genius! go contact the good doctor and tell him that!
Old! I had Sugar Lips’ Lip and Nipple Gloss in Lick My Strawberry from a long time ago!
http://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Lips-Nipple-Gloss-Strawberry/dp/B0015YJUVA
All of the flavor names are hilarious too, like Kiss My Cinnabuns and Cock ‘N Candy. It’s edible too!
ok so I think I need cock and candy….I mean that sound cool and stuff….LOL ROFL!
Count me in.
hehe nipple parteeee!
I am loling through the entire comment section! Muse, your first paragraph made me snort like a 14 year old boy! Or girl. I was never mature.
lol kathleen glad someone appreciates my stupid SoH
Right there with ya hon!
Booobies! I am going to text that to my bf right now.
You have made my night. No, my entire week.
I bow down to your wit, Isabella!
lol booboo! you’re as immature as me ;D
Heh heh… so I texted him the macro and when I saw him next, I asked him if he figured out what it was. His response?
“Boobies and vagina!”
cue BooBooNinja face-palming herself.
What a guy.
LOL Boo boo! see? you have a geeky boyfriend that understand boob macros, aren’t you terribly proud? ;D
Yes, I am… proud.
Also because the guy also figured out how to text me a macro image of a penis. What a guy.
lmao! ;-D!
I was going to comment on glossy nipples… but
oh go on now anna do it ;D
U guys… Nipple creams soothe sore nipples that u get from breast feeding .I used a European brand but idk if it had lanolin in it. Btw you wipe off any excess before u nurse
Dumb question. Is it edible? Difficult to get flavoured stiff where I am from. Also thinking maybe edible lip balm/gloss can be used. Body Shop has stuff like that?
i’ve never seen edible products at the Body Shop. This isn’t edible….
Dang.
thanks for the reply!
np!
Your review & comments are absloutely hilarious
But believe it or not , such a similar product is readily available here in Egypt since the 60′s and is well know to any women or girl , it’s dirt cheap and is the HG treatment for millions of women here including myself 
But the one I am talking about has Panthenol as the main ingredient , it’s also chemically approved and it’s the BEST hands down for treating lips , heels (…) …etc 
Don’t believe it , check my review and another Egyptian woman for Panthenol cream at MUA, it’s very popular here 
hehe Mesh
glad you enjoy my odd sense of humor! I’ll looking you up!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;-D