Do Not Want Everyday Glo Teeth Whitening Maintenance

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Why does Everyday Glo Teeth Whitening Maintenance look like a suppository? Do not want!

Disclaimer: Everyday Glow Teeth Whitening Maintenance was not harmed in the making of this post nor was it shoved, ahem, placed, ahem, slid up anywhere it shouldn’t be sliding up.

Thank you.

P.S. I would tell you about this one time at band camp when someone used a suppository on me but the story is too embarrassing to share. I was a child, gimme a break. It obviously did a number on me because I’m seeing it even now in teeth whitening systems….! Oh the shame!

  • 8/2/12 12:07 Sarah S.:

    I didn’t even know what a suppository looked like. But I guess I should get used to learnin’ some fings b/c I am pregnant and there’s all kinds of crazy baby doodads and they poop themselves all the time…

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  • 8/2/12 14:15 Kiss & Make-up:

    Oh ewww, I first didn’t make the connection but now… :-) I’d try this though. I use whitening tooth paste to keep my teeth white, but I always wonder about these teeth whitening products….

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  • 8/2/12 22:48 Zoelarue:

    I am thinking tampon of the future!

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    • 8/3/12 10:55 the Muse:

      LOL!

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  • 8/4/12 22:32 Emily:

    one thought after looking at that container.

    distuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrbbbbbiingg………..

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  • 12/5/12 11:39 Cj:

    Lol I know this is an old post n all but it popped up on the “you may also enjoy” thing, but you should totally get the toothpaste from sephora! It’s AMAZING, it actually makes a difference in your teeth and it tastes like strawberry mints lol

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    • 12/5/12 11:43 the Muse:

      strawberry mints? you had me at strawberry and mint! <3! I miss you! Seems like ages since we talked! I’ve been so swamped lately and backed up with comments I haven’t had a chance to hey you!

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