Yeah, yeah you read that right…! Do your ahem unmentionables need a little freshening up? Apparently Poise thinks so! Because they have created something called Daily Freshness Panty Fresheners.
Ok, I admit it, I laughed.
I can’t say farts, feminine wash, or tampons without giggling like a teenage boy. It’s just my personality make up, I’m so sorry for my immaturity. I feel like I disappointed the sisterhood of the traveling pants for laughing my way around the word tampon….and feminine wash..or douche. Or worst yet, enema…seriously, too much hentai will stun your use of the word enema. Believe me I’m a walking case study! I dare you to watch Night Shift Nurses and NOT giggle over the word enema after.
Anyway…this isn’t about enemas or nasty little hentai indulgences. This is about deodorant for your underoos.
So what exactly are Daily Freshness Panty Fresheners? The good Doctor above explains how you can use these and where to place them but apparently from what I gathered they are self adhesive air freshener discs that you stick on the outside of your panties. Yeah, I don’t make this stuff up people, it’s all true.
The small disc can be stuck outside your panties and they provide a long lasting fresh scent for up to four hours of the wear. It’s just a little disc of a sticker that you slap on your underwear.
See the real problem here is when you strip down and your BF or hub sees that little disc stuck on your panties. What do you say? I mean, maybe you can use a Sharpie and put “Hello my name is…” on it and he wouldn’t question what was going on down there with that little sticker.
I didn’t want to discuss feminine odors with you today but I couldn’t resist posting this….something demanded I share. And you know me I love over sharing…!
We all need a little beauty most unusual products in our lives!