You asked for it and I deliver today with a review of the Poise Daily Freshness Panty Fresheners we had a little fun with last week. What? Did you really think I wouldn’t explore these for myself?! I needed to find out for myself what Panty Fresheners were all about!
I couldn’t resist plus I got so many emails after doing my post on these asking me to review them my mind boggled a little bit.
So here are my thoughts…
I know, I know! It isn’t really color cosmetics, skincare, or beauty really but the general idea of Poise Daily Freshness Panty Fresheners was funny to me and since we get off topic on occasion on Musings of a Muse I thought a review was in order.
Apparently cleaning your vagina the old fashion way isn’t enough. OMG I said the V WORD! Sorry, I had to laugh. Vagina makes me laugh….as does a number of other intimate words. Ahem…but as I was saying apparently soap and water isn’t nearly enough. YOU NEED Panty Fresheners to keep your junk all fresh and clean smelling.
I’ll be the first one to admit the idea of these is ridiculous. They are basically little stick on deodorants for your underwear. Seriously? Did a man create these? Hmmmm…………………! They come in a tiny little purple container and there’s enough in here to get you well through the zombie plague, seriously, there’s like a 100 in the tiny little container! Nothing gets my Vagina riper than fighting zombies so I could use the extra deodorant. They say stick one on the outside of your underwear but I decided to stick several around my underwear just for kicks. Actually you NEED several because I can’t smell anything once I stick it on. Unless my nose is really weak. In the package they have a rather pleasant fresh citrus-y like scent but once I stick it on my panties I don’t smell anything. Maybe you have to actually have your nose in the general vicinity to get a sniffle?! I just stuck five or six on my underwear and pranced around my bedroom for kicks with them in place. According to Poise they literally leave you smelling fresh for four hours….not so much.
They are actually smaller discs and they barely have a scent at all once you stick them on. You can place one above your hip bone and just put your clothes on and go. I wore one all day yesterday but I can’t say that I was feeling or smelling any fresher with one in place. Mind you I don’t smell BAD to begin with but this didn’t actually make me smell any better….and P.S. if you do smell bad I wouldn’t recommend a Panty Freshener, I’d recommend a trip to your Doctor.
In the end, these are a gimmick if ever I did see one. You’re a beautiful woman, you don’t smell and you shouldn’t be told that you do by companies. And in all seriousness if you are having an odor issue I’d head to the Doctor for advice not to a box of $2.99 deodorant stickers.
Insert rolling eyes here.
No vaginas including my own were harmed in the making of this post.