So I thought maybe at some point in my life I’d be comfortable enough to quit my day job and become a full time mail stalker. I’d just sit around all day and stalk the mailman, the UPS dude, and the FedEx girl for my beauty purchases. Problem is, I don’t think anyone would willing pay me to do this job so maybe I can start a stalker consultation type service where I stalk my own purchases and the purchases of others…! That could work right?
Or maybe I need to start developing a new technology so we won’t have to stalk our mailmen because our beauty treats would INSTANTLY be available.
How’s that for awesome?
My ideas below!
I’m thinking something along the lines of the device Leeloo used in the Fifth Element. She typed in a few bits on a keyboard and instantly she had a roasted chicken with the fixings in front of her!
That could work right?
Or how about that little Amazon Droid they were talking about? I order a lipstick and they can fly it over to my house via droid!
It’s time to put on our thinking hats on here because we really have to come up with a solid way to get our beauty fix to us faster. And no Sephora Flash delivery isn’t cutting it for me! I want it INSTANTLY! I want it NOW Verruca Salt style!
So what’s the best, fastest way we could get our beauty?
Do share ’em!
P.S. Happy Birthday Mr Grey! E.L. James has announced Christian’s side of the story will be introduced in a book entitled simply Grey on June 18th just in time for Christian’s b-day!
Pool side reading anyone?