Be a mermaid.
I’m not sure how old I was when I first saw the movie Splash starring Tom Hanks but I was impressionable enough that the idea mermaids are real has stuck with through my entire childhood and should I admit into my adulthood!? I also read The Call of the Cthulhu at an equally young, impressionable age and I’m still convinced he lays asleep somewhere in the deep, dark ocean! Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!
No but seriously I mean the ocean covers 71 percent of the Earth’s surface and some of it is so dark and so deep that we don’t even know what lurks beneath it why would it be so impossible that there could be a mermaid swimming around out there somewhere (or that the Cthulhu is sleeping fitfully under the calming waves of the deep).
Until further proof is presented that there are in fact mermaids I present to you the new Bath & Body Works Believe Pocketbac for mermaid lovers like myself. And contrary to what you might believe mermaids smell like I can promise that Bath & Body Works guarantees a mix of pink pomelo, orange zest & sugarcane. No fishiness here! Promise!
For those who believe in the Cthulhu Mythos, sadly, there is not yet a Pocketbac for that but I can suggest grabbing yourself a bottle of Cthulhu in Love Perfume Oil.
You can get the Believe Pocketbac now at Bath & Body Works stores.