It isn’t any great secret I dislike Walmart with a passion. I’d liken it to the fiery pits of Mordor or Hell. I know how Frodo felt on his pilgrimage to Mordor, feverishly being drawn to that precious ring but really not wanting to trek through the ruins, fiery pits, and really gross, sticky web of Shelob. Sometimes I think I’d be right at home in Mordor but I think of Shelob and I realize it wouldn’t quite be home sweet home for this arachnophobic girl.
However, I would like to say there should be more mythos on Shelob. I mean girlfriend had, like, millions of babies why is there not more history about her? I mean she was there before Sauron she must have stories to tell. Plus, hello, her mother was Ungoliant, who was so insatiably she consumed herself. I don’t get it, if I were Shelob I’d be pissed at the lack of coverage.
Just think of me as Frodo as I’m drawn to Walmart when I really don’t want to go. I just hate Walmart it’s such a hot mess on so many levels that I won’t get into but I suffer it’s fiery pits and hot messes to purchase…
Secret Va Va Vanilla Deodorant.
Secret Va Va Vanilla Deodorant for some odd reason is impossible to find in drugstores. Walmart, CVS, Harmons, no matter where I go I can’t find it anywhere. It’s not like I’m living under a rock here either. This is New York, we have everything (I’m a New Yorker, I’m vain enough to say we have everything and actually believe it too! Forgive me?) but for some reason we do not have Va Va Vanilla outside of venturing into the darkness of the evil empire.
Drugstore.com does sell it and I can just buy a few sticks and keep it in my beauty closet. But for me, deodorant is kind of like toothpaste. It’s a pick up as you go type of product not one you stockpile. Although if the zombie plague hits I might just regret saying that.
But seriously, have you tried it? It smells amazing. People literally ask me what perfume I’m wearing when I have it on! It’s that strong! Not to mention it keeps me nice and dry 🙂
Sometimes, you have to face the fiery bits of hell for the good stuff!
What beauty or makeup do you love that isn’t easy to find so, you force yourself to go in a certain store that you hate to get it?
Do share 🙂