Zaphod Beeblebrox Has No Problems With His Makeup Collection
I have a theory that Zaphod Beeblebrox has absolutely no problems with his vast collection of makeup. Why? Because he has two heads. I thought long and hard about this and I think it might be the solution to actually making use of my vast makeup, beauty, and skincare collection.
Or maybe I have too much and even if I had two heads that wouldn’t help!
How about you?
Get your towel, hitchhikers and let’s chat how vast your makeup collection really is!
Off topic, but I suspect Sam Rockwell’s version of Zaphod was totally based off Justin Hawkins do the math on that one and tell me I’m not right. Either that or Russell Brand! But I’m gearing towards Justin, hell, I’ve seen the Darkness in concert quite a few times and you never know, Justin actually MIGHT really be Zaphod! Stranger $h1T has happened!
But back to makeup…..!
I seriously, do not have enough faces to apply everything I’ve collected over the years. I find that makeup releases too quickly for me to enjoy it fully. As soon as something launched, for example, the Tarte Make Believe in Yourself Palette, something else is releasing at the same exact time, for example the Too Faced Natural Love Palette, and I just don’t have a chance to enjoy using the product because I’m overwhelmed with something else that just got launched at the same time.
Phew.
That was a mouth full.
I made a little bit of a resolution this year that I would try not to overindulge in beauty and so far, I’ve been pretty good. I’ve seen a ton of new skincare that I’m simply gagging to buy but after careful consideration I stepped back and told myself I’d use what I already have. I’m quite proud of myself at the moment.
Moral of the story? I either need to grow another head (or five) or I really need to buckle down and try to get my current stash under control.
Do you simply have too much makeup and beauty?
Need another face to use it on?
Do share!