Tarte Rainforest of the Sea Radiance Drops For Mermaids Not for Pirates
At the moment the Internet is going crazy for mermaid-like glow-y skin and apparently Tarte Rainforest of the Sea Radiance Drops ($32) is about to get that for you. Because you know damn well that if you swim in the ocean all day and you’re out in the sun all day with absolutely no SPF (because I don’t think mermaid’s are smart about SPF) no way you’re coming out of the ocean with crusty ass skin looking like Captain Barbossa. Nope, your skin will have a beautiful dewy glow! Cough NOT cough!
Let’s face it, unicorns are out, mermaids are in. At the moment the Internet is broken because of these drops not to mention people are foaming at the mouth on Instagram in the hopes of getting their hands on Rainforest of the Sea Radiance Drops. And now you can as they launched earlier today with the Tarte Summer 2017 Collection last night on their website and better yet they are available now at Sephora.com.
I dunno if mermaids are or aren’t using these drops as I figure their too busy with their gadgets, gizmos, whozits and whatzits. But you might want to get these for yourself just don’t get too excited as the rest of the Internet because most people are expecting some sort of intense highlighter and from what I’ve seen of Rainforest of the Sea Radiance Drops they look like Maracuja Oil with a little gold mica tossed in. You know my stance at applying oil on my face during the day so I guess this is a skip for me but if you’re interested this jojoba, coconut, maracuja oil infusion will hydrate skin as well as give you a soft, luminous glow like a mermaid not like Captain Barbossa, although a bottle of rum might just get you the same glow.
Get yours now at Sephora.com.