I’m Such a Sucker I Ordered Too Faced Glow Job

Yesterday Too Faced Glow Job Radiance-Boosting Glitter Face Mask popped up on the brand’s website after several weeks of social media build up and I turned my nose up and scoffed at the ridiculous name and the general idea of a glittery face mask.

Glow Job, blow job, please stop with the “shocking” names. I fail so hard at adulting most days but honestly, the try hard “risque” names are so ridiculous sometimes even my inner teenage boy fails to drum up a smirk in response. I mean really, their marketing on the mask is “give yourself a glow job!” I swear I thought of that old rumor about Freddy Mercury having two ribs removed. Yes, my mind went there.

Needless to say this mask is ridiculous. It appears to contain actual cosmetic glitter which can’t be good for slathering all over your skin. But hey, who knows!? Maybe glitter actually has some sort of powerful brightening powers that I don’t know about.

And I’m a sucker because yes, I ordered Too Faced Glow Job.

Their promise of an exfoliating formula that lifts away dull, tired skin and makes it smooth and radiant caught my intention. I promise, actually, I swear it wasn’t the glitter that sold me this time around.

But what really sold me was I honestly needed to see if this is as ridiculous as I’m thinking it is. I’m just wondering how actual glitter and a face mask can work together. For me, it sounds like a sales gimmick and a good one considering Too Faced’s target audience is a lot younger than I am. I can see it be very appealing to a younger demographic. I’d probably flip over this if I was 19 or 20.

But I digress, who knows, maybe Too Faced Glow Job will blow my mind. Pun intended by throwing in that blow there. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, see? My inner teenage boy is still around to play.

Get Too Faced Glow Job now at toofaced.com. I’ll let you know what I think shortly…!