For Your Shower and Bath
Dear Russel Brand,
You sounded smoking hot on Howard Stern yesterday and you looked sizzling on the Today Show.
I still have chills.
k, lots of love.
Grab and Squeeze you laters!
Speaking of chills, I got chills and their multiplying and they have nothing to do with Russell Brand but they do have a little something to do with the cool, crisp scent of Philosophy Candy Canes!
I never really liked Jello. I commonly associate it with hospitals and horror movies. I mean do you really want to eat something that wriggles? Who knows what lays beneath all that. I bet if you left it on a table long enough it would slide right off under the guise that it was simply left out too long but we all know it’s EVIL!
Was The Blob a good upstanding citizen? NO! It almost consumed Steve McQueen and it did consume a mechanic, a janitor, and a bar room full of late night drinkers! HORROR! Why should you trust Jello in your stomach with a track record like that or for that matter in your shower!
Lush Iced Wine Jelly recently made its way into my shower. I’ve tried Lush Jelly in the past and I def don’t trust ‘em but I can’t deny some of them smell oh so gorgeous but I bet that masks an evil good nature.
Hopefully I won’t be consumed in the shower while I use it….if I am, remember me fondly would you?