Me and you, we have chemistry, we have a connection babe. We’ve been friends for a long time now and we’ve gone through alot of highs and lows right?
So it should be ok that I address the issue of your QVC Today’s Special Value.
I hate to be the one to break it to you.
But no one wants 64 ounces of Vanilla Birthday Cake in their shower. WTH? Don’t build our hopes up for Today’s Special Value and proceed to offer us enough shower gel to bath a small city with. Don’t you know anything about me (us) at all? You know we love variety, you know we can’t be true to a single shower gel for THAT long! How do you expect us to get through that big a shower gel? We may like it today but tomorrow we’ll be on to the next best thing….we can’t commit to 64 ounces, it’s simply too MUCH!
I’m sorry but DO NOT WANT a 64 oz Shower Gel.
Next anniversary can we get something a bit more special?
P.S. I got a sample of Vanilla Birthday Cake and it doesn’t even smell that great. Dude, talk about rubbing salt in an open wound…ouch!
P.S.S. If for some strange reason you DO need a big ass shower gel you can get yours from www.qvc.com
This week your kindly Muse spread the cheer and joy about Philosophy Salt Water Taffy Shower Gels!
But the question is do you NEED these in your life?
Sigh…I wish I could talk myself out of the need to purchase every single Philosophy Shower Gel released. This has to be a bad addiction right? Well….I can think of worst….
But still I really don’t NEED more shower gel but when you present me with scents like bloody Cherry Angel Food Cake Shower Gel how the heck can I resist? I hauled it during Philosophy Friends and Family so that has to account for something right? I mean I actually saved $$ when I purchased, that’s a good thing right? Just sit there and nod, justify my purchases with me, and everyone will be alright.
Ahhh Atlantic City! My favorite playground and a mere three hour ride away from Manhattan! It’s like having a mini-Vegas located right across the bridge.
The ocean, the gambling, the incredibly awesome shoppin’, Hooters, god I love the tackiness of Hooters…
One thing that gets me thinkin’ Atlantic City is Salt Water Taffy.
I scream, you scream, we all scream for Philosophy Ice Cream. Hell, I bet our screams are louder when it’s Philosophy Ice Cream!