The Muse decided to press her luck a little bit with E.L.F.
I recently had some super success with their brushes and I’m kinda loving on the Studio Blushes at the moment. So, all this good luck must mean something right?
Since I’m crushing so hard on their concealer brush, I decided to order three more. I know weird, three concealer brushes. But, my mentality was that the price was right (less than $3 each after coupon but actually probably not due to obscene shipping costs) and at this cost I could have several brushes for my different concealers. One for cream, one for liquid, etc….
I decided to indulge in the E.L.F. Studio Minty Lip Gloss while I was stockpiling concealer brushes for my jedi master concealer techniques. They looked rather nice, sparkly, hypnotize, drool, want, you know the normal feelings were evoked upon seeing these glosses.
Jump it and find out.
Soap, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Muse on a never ending mission to explore new and exciting ways to cleanse her face and boldly go where no woman has gone before….
That’d be by washing my face with a big old bar of soap.
Want a full color lipstick with a super matte finish? Want it cheap?
Wet n Wild Mega Last Lip Color might fit the bill!
I gotta say naming a product “Lip Juice” kinda grosses me out, oh god the traumatizing childhood memories!
Gross story time.
When I was in the 7th Grade I went to a really tiny private Catholic School (ironically I’m agnostic, blame my parents for my their crazy education plans for me), we had like 9 kids in our graduating class, crazy right? Anyway, it was only 3 girls about 6 guys one of which was named John. John was gay and hung out with the chicks in our class at all times. He had a pretty full set of silver in his mouth (braces) and was REALLY animated when he chatted it up with us. Moral of the story he let the spit fly and we got treated to a nice shower during our conversations. Ha! We started calling him lip juice, no worries was all in good fun because actually, to this day, I still talk to John we even went to college together and took alot of the same classes….best part? I still call him lip juice on occasion when he’s being annoying.
Somethings you never live down.
Anyway…’bout that Jesse’s Girl Lip Juice….if you take the gross factor out you might have a nice little beauty budget piece on your hands!