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If I Had $240 I’d Buy….

Valmont Firming Lifting Corrector Eye Factor II Cream

Valmont Firming Lifting Corrector Eye Factor II Cream, because $240 eye cream HAS TO WORK! Right?

Yeast extract (we could possibly get that for -$240 somewhere right?) strengthens the eye area while a firming corrector decreases wrinkles and leaves skin smoother and brighter.

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Really?

Yeah because I spend this much time washing my face, drying it, and smiling like a serial killer while I do it.

Really?

Stop it now…!

May the skincare gods bless you if you’re that dedicated.

P.S. In the end, did you notice that little smirk and head wobble? That’s her thinking, “My face is clean now bitches, Imma murder and eat you for dinner now!”

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Doesn’t It Feel Effing Awesome When You….

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Shop Makeup, Cosmetics, Skincare, and Beauty at Bed, Bath, and Beyond!

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(Pictured above Bed, Bath, and Beyond the Beauty Mecca of cosmetics and makeup galore!)

You might hear me shout the good word of Harmons far and wide for my drugstore beauty purchases. Harmons is actually an extension of Bed, Bath and Beyond and basically acts as any good Walgreens and CVS carrying all your everyday need products like deo, toothpaste, shampoo, etc…They also have a stupid killer selection of the latest and greatest drugstore beauty brand selections at great prices (like sometimes cheaper than the Evil Empire aka Walmart).

But…

Some folks don’t have Harmons around.

That’s why I highly suggest you check out a Bed, Bath, and Beyond or two. My Bed, Bath and Beyond has a HUGE selection of beauty bits and bobs.

Take a look!

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Dr. Lipp Original Nipple Balm for Lips: Use It On Your Lips, Use It On Your Nipples, Go Crazy!

Dr. Lipp Original Nipple Balm for Lips

I dunno how keen I am on a product that multitasks not only on my mouth but on my nipples as well. Yeah, you read that right, nipples. Did you just snort like a 14 year old boy? I know my inner teenage boy loves it!

Dr. Lipp Original Nipple Balm for Lips is a natural, rich long lasting moisturizer and gloss all in one.

Take a look because nipples aside, it sounds freaking amazing!

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