Remember when Julia on Nip/Tuck started selling a La Mer-like facial cream which contained…ahem….semen.
Hell I even read on the Internetz that Cleopatra used sperm in her facial cream and even bathed in it….god I love the Internet for creating incredibly crazy stuff up, don’t you? Cosmo’s Sexy Beauty Secrets Blog even reveals a sperm facial is a fantastic experience…..I will not say anything cheeky, I will not say anything cheeky…Going rate for a Sperm Facial? A whopping $250 bucks but mind you the article was published in 2009 so do you think the sperm facials have went up considerably due to the recession? Gasp, maybe it’s $350 now! Damn inflation
Yeah well the fact of the matter is there are 100′s of articles in and around the Internet that say spunk in your junk is actually really great for your skin…..
What do you think?
I’m pretty sure if I admitted to not loving and bleeding Mountain Dew (particularly Code Red) they’d revoke my Geek Membership and I’d be kicked out of my Guild.
Between us, I can’t stand the taste of the stuff but don’t tell anyone ok? I’d lose my credibility as a W0W geek if you spread that kinda news around.
Now if you happen to be a fond lover of Mountain Dew or just a general geek or you need to stay awake long hours at a time while you live your primary W0W life (and your real one wastes away) you might be interested in a little something that Bella Sugar discovered on Etsy.
As I was happily blogging away about the new Jelly Pong Pong Gift Set yesterday I realized something………
Gather round kids. I took sometime out today to gather up some of my best Beauty Most Unusual posts that we have all had a good giggle at. If you haven’t experienced Beauty Most Unusual before you’re sure to be in for a treat exploring some of these posts and if you already have perhaps you’ll find a post you missed in this batch.
Beauty is damn unusual.
Demeter probably has one of thee most extensive fragrance libraries around. From Bubblegum to Chai Tea, they pretty much have a scent to suit every taste and need. Fruity, floral, musky…you name it and Demeter probably has a scent for it.
The best thing about Demeter?
Their weird, unusual scents (or at least the names of the scents) such as Crayon, Funeral Home, and Dust. Lord knows, I’ve never had any ambitious to smell like Dust but if you’re so inclined, Demeter has a fragrance for it. Or you can go for something innocent like Stable which sports the eau de aroma of fresh hay, muck, and sweet animal sweat…..yes, that sounds more along the lines of what I like to smell like.
One thing that poor Demeter has never introduced is the smell of gas. Can’t be I’m the only one that adores the scent of gas?
If it’s weird fragrance you seek here they are.
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Visit www.demeterfragrance.com for some of their more normal scents!