Let me tell you a cute little story. My x-boyfriend is a vegetarian and I can’t recall but at the time we were discussing bacon for some odd reason or another. Him being a veggie eater he had never even tasted bacon in his life but he proceeded to make me snort myself silly when he said, “but I really like the smell of it….!” LOL ahhh the irony.
Well the lead in to that story is maybe an ideal gift for him would be bacon lip balm!
Maybe, just maybe Cheetos Lip Balm doesn’t cut it. Maybe you feel the need for more fat in your diet. Whatever the case may be J&D (whoever the hell they are) has it’s own Bacon Flavored Lip Balm.
Indeed you read that right.
For a mere $3.99 you can own yourself a slice of pig in a balm. Think how appealing you’ll be to your loved one tasting just like fatty bacon. J&D promises that this balm will remind you constantly why bacon is the king of all meats (silly me though lobster was the king of all meats).
Ok J&D we’ll take your word for it.
If you have a yearning for more bacon you can purchase you tube here but I wish you wouldn’t.
The Muse digs cookies. Mmm cookies and milk, good stuff. You know DeLuscious looks like they make seriously good looking cookies. The Muse can get on board with good looking cookies.
But get this….their cookies happen to be laced with something other than the typical ingredients you’d find in your standard chocolate chip variety.
Click it to find out what’s inside these cookies!
Considering Borba has bottled up tropical juices with anti-aging, clarifying, replenishing, and other goodies for your skin it was only a matter of time that they got to the cookies.
Come to the darkside…we have cookies…cookies with good for your skin ingredients. Ok, be right there!
Deluscious has teamed up with Borba to create a line of vitamin-enhanced oatmeal raisin and chocolate white chocolate toffee cookies (that’s chocolate twice peeps obviously this is serious skincare we are talkin’ here) to help your skin look flawless. Look at that? I’m so printing this out and taking it over to my mum’s who proclaimed how bad chocolate was for my skin when I was a growing teenage girl.
I think the promise of a cookie that creates flawless skin could be a bit much but I’m willing to try, for the sake of beauty, etc…not because I like cookies mind you.
Here’s the scoop, the cookies contain antioxidants and nutrients such as acia and noni berries plus vitamins B3, B6, and B12 plus Flaxseed. I honestly get a bit too much Flaxseed in my diet (I’m addicted but that’s a story for another day) so I might be over doing it by indulging in these.
But hey sure sounds like a cure all for your body and your skin! You can get half a dozen from Deluscious for $24.95 USD, milk is sold separately.
As for the Muse she’s still debating if this is Beauty Most Unusual or something that could actually work.
I’m leaning towards a tad unusual for now.
What do you think?
Would you like your cookies laced with skincare and a side of Flaxseed?
The Muse is fond of a nice hot cuppa in the morning and she’s not averse to a digestive or two with that cuppa. She’s thinking maybe she needs to replace her current morning cuppa and biccie with F-Cup Tea and F-Cup Cookies to enhance her…bust?
Today’s edition of Beauty Most Unusual is a cookie, a tea, and a cake that supposedly enhances your bust….
What will they think of next?
Jump ahead to read what it’s all about!
F-Cake is “supposedly” a great tasting cake that you can microwave and contains 11 essential vitamins to enhance your breasts. Guess that’s with the F and Cup stand for…ha! Whoa if I can achieve an F cup with 11 essential vitamins I’d consider that a miracle in itself! Cake sounded so much more appealing than tea dontcha think?
If you’re not wanting to cake you can indulge in F-Cookies and F-Tea which work the same way containing essential vitamins, herbs, and minerals to bring your bust up a size or three. Prices range from $19.95 to $26.95 USD per a box.
What do you think?
Would you buy a cookie, cake, or tea that promises it’ll enhance your bust?
As for the Muse she’d be scared she’d keel over after sipping this tea!
Mmm cheese doodles. Some people love ‘em, some people hate ‘em. I can understand the hate! Who wants their finger tips all orange and gross looking? Just one bite and you end up with orange crud on your finger tips that’s an absolute biatch to remove. Or how about the fact that eating cheese doodles kinda gives you a milk mustache in the bright shade of orange!
If you happen to fall into the lover category check out this fantastic new product that you probably won’t want to live without…
Bless be for cheese doodle lovers far and wide, the Muse gives to you Cheetos Lip Balm!
If you’re wanting to experience that yummy orange goodness without the calories now you can slick on Cheetos Lip Balm, lick your lips, and experience the joys of eating a bag of cheese doodles.
I love the cheese factor of this, get it, cheese factor! Ha I’m such a comedian.
If you’re wanting Cheetos Lip Balm I don’t have the slightest idea where to get it nor would I tell you if I do because the idea of a cheese doodle flavored lip balm should be avoided at all costs and the Muse’s mission, since she choose to accept it, is to keep cheese doodle lovers (and haters) from buying this blasphemy. Horror!