This simple tool will get rid of all that horny on your elbows. Ah the joys of Asian beauty tools!
I bet you didn’t know that you can get your nickle bag on with lip balm!
“Hempz Herbal Lip Balm is a vitamin E based healer for chapped lips. It contains Cannibis Sativa Oil which is a rich, yet lightweight emollient that locks in moisture and has a tropical fruit scent.”
I’m not making this up that’s the details on the website. If you ever wanted a bit of cannbis sativa oil in your lip balm here’s your chance plus it’s only $4 bucks and contains an SPF.
Getting high was never so easy.
Deemed indeed a most beauty unusual find!
Bird poop in your moisturizer? They has it!
Check it after the jump!
I dunno about you but I’m not sure if I’m up for spreading bird sh..ahem…bird poop on my face. I’ve tried bird’s nest and crushed pearl powder as I believe everything and anything that Asian’s tell me about proper skincare but I may have to draw the line at Nightingale Droppings.
Supposedly the crap of a nightingale works as an incredible mask treatment for the skin by removing heavy makeup and leaving behind smooth and supple skin. Thankfully it’s a fragrance free experience.
Alright, if I’m honest I admit I’m curious……
Now where can I find a nightingale do you think?
A beauty most unusual topic or a cheeky little treat for lips?
Leave it to those crazy people at BlueQ to create a lip balm that tells it like it is.
Supposedly a natural and delicious cherry lip balm this one is for mother intercoursers everywhere……indeed and an SPF of 15 too! It just gets better and better doesn’t it?
Beauty Most Unusual indeed, no nerve here to carry this one around, I’m a mush I never tell anyone to go intercourse themselves. I simply nod and smile like an idiot, seems to work wonderfully well!
Well the lead in to that story is maybe an ideal gift for him would be bacon lip balm!
Click it.
Maybe, just maybe Cheetos Lip Balm doesn’t cut it. Maybe you feel the need for more fat in your diet. Whatever the case may be J&D (whoever the hell they are) has it’s own Bacon Flavored Lip Balm.
Indeed you read that right.
For a mere $3.99 you can own yourself a slice of pig in a balm. Think how appealing you’ll be to your loved one tasting just like fatty bacon. J&D promises that this balm will remind you constantly why bacon is the king of all meats (silly me though lobster was the king of all meats).
Ok J&D we’ll take your word for it.
If you have a yearning for more bacon you can purchase you tube here but I wish you wouldn’t.
Yes well, I find this terribly disturbing.
If you’re simply gagging to get one you can visit FreckleFace Shop.
I think I’ll skip for now.
But get this….their cookies happen to be laced with something other than the typical ingredients you’d find in your standard chocolate chip variety.
Click it to find out what’s inside these cookies!
Considering Borba has bottled up tropical juices with anti-aging, clarifying, replenishing, and other goodies for your skin it was only a matter of time that they got to the cookies.
Come to the darkside…we have cookies…cookies with good for your skin ingredients. Ok, be right there!
Deluscious has teamed up with Borba to create a line of vitamin-enhanced oatmeal raisin and chocolate white chocolate toffee cookies (that’s chocolate twice peeps obviously this is serious skincare we are talkin’ here) to help your skin look flawless. Look at that? I’m so printing this out and taking it over to my mum’s who proclaimed how bad chocolate was for my skin when I was a growing teenage girl.
I think the promise of a cookie that creates flawless skin could be a bit much but I’m willing to try, for the sake of beauty, etc…not because I like cookies mind you.
But hey sure sounds like a cure all for your body and your skin! You can get half a dozen from Deluscious for $24.95 USD, milk is sold separately.
As for the Muse she’s still debating if this is Beauty Most Unusual or something that could actually work.
I’m leaning towards a tad unusual for now.
What do you think?
Would you like your cookies laced with skincare and a side of Flaxseed?
Tell the Muse!
The Muse is fond of a nice hot cuppa in the morning and she’s not averse to a digestive or two with that cuppa. She’s thinking maybe she needs to replace her current morning cuppa and biccie with F-Cup Tea and F-Cup Cookies to enhance her…bust?
What will they think of next?
Jump ahead to read what it’s all about!
F-Cake is “supposedly” a great tasting cake that you can microwave and contains 11 essential vitamins to enhance your breasts. Guess that’s with the F and Cup stand for…ha! Whoa if I can achieve an F cup with 11 essential vitamins I’d consider that a miracle in itself! Cake sounded so much more appealing than tea dontcha think?
If you’re not wanting to cake you can indulge in F-Cookies and F-Tea which work the same way containing essential vitamins, herbs, and minerals to bring your bust up a size or three. Prices range from $19.95 to $26.95 USD per a box.
Would you buy a cookie, cake, or tea that promises it’ll enhance your bust?
As for the Muse she’d be scared she’d keel over after sipping this tea!
I’m scared, someone hold me.
Mmm cheese doodles. Some people love ‘em, some people hate ‘em. I can understand the hate! Who wants their finger tips all orange and gross looking? Just one bite and you end up with orange crud on your finger tips that’s an absolute biatch to remove. Or how about the fact that eating cheese doodles kinda gives you a milk mustache in the bright shade of orange!
Bless be for cheese doodle lovers far and wide, the Muse gives to you Cheetos Lip Balm!
I love the cheese factor of this, get it, cheese factor! Ha I’m such a comedian.
If you’re wanting Cheetos Lip Balm I don’t have the slightest idea where to get it nor would I tell you if I do because the idea of a cheese doodle flavored lip balm should be avoided at all costs and the Muse’s mission, since she choose to accept it, is to keep cheese doodle lovers (and haters) from buying this blasphemy. Horror!
The Muse loves how innovative Demeter Fragrance is. Particularly when they are busy introducing fragrances that smell like..a funeral home?
Jump ahead for the sweet smell of strange!
If you’re looking for unique you probably should head over to Dememter Fragrances, they have unique, wild, crazy, and a little strange on the back burner waiting for you!
Check below for some of the crazy blends the Muse wonders about (who buys this stuff anyway?).
You’d be lying if you said you never ate paste or sniffed glue. I remember in second grade we’d eat the craft paste our art teacher had in big jumbo size tubs. I also recall sniffing glue because it smelled so good, not for the buzz….honest! Re-live your youth with Demeter Glue!
Name a few crazy blends you think Demeter should take on!
Comment box is open!
Religious Musings ahead with some comic relief……you’ve been warned!
The Muse likes to think she’s an agnostic kinda girl although on occasion she’s been known to lean towards the atheist side of the field. Now her parents did their best and sent the Muse to Catholic elementary school and an all girl’s Catholic High School but here be the Muse a few hundred years later and her beliefs are quite drastically changed from when she was a mere girl.
The Muse has decided that the best way to bring Jebus into her life was to do so with bubble bath, moisturizer, and lip balm. I mean this is surely how a Muse would gain faith right? So she set on her quest to find Jebus by taking the leap of faith into cosmetic country. Sadly, she found out that not many cosmetic brands care about the all mighty God just about the all mighty dollar!
Damn.
But…now…recently…she was enlightened by the latest brand from Blue Q entitled “Looking Good for Jesus”! This was it! This would surely be my way to the Lord!
My god look at that slogan! “Look your Sunday Best! Guaranteed to help you be worthy and get noticed by the King of Kings!” This is possibly so morally and maybe politically incorrect I can’t help but piss myself laughing!
Now to get tight with Christ you can indulge in bubble bath, lip balms, and many other fabulous and heavenly items!
Find the Lord in your bathtub!
A Sparkling Hand Cream! I just knew that Jebus would love the sparkles!
Jebus Lip Balm! It says that this will be return my lips to near virgin quality! Bless Be!
Now to get the full effects of this amazing brand the Muse does recommend checking it out for yourself by clicking here!
The Muse has meditated (and prayed) on the topic and she’s decided that these items could surely change the face of Jesus, the church, and religion as we know it! If you hit the cosmetic junkies with the Lord surely the good news of Christ will spread far and wide.
Indeed…Jesus needs to consider tapping this industry!
If you’re wanting to get jiggy with Jesus do check out the Blue Q website for further details as I’m positive you’ll at the very least want the lip balm! Lord knows where your lips have been right? Best get them back to virgin-like quality fast!
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