Do Not Want

Do Not Want Everyday Glo Teeth Whitening Maintenance

Why does Everyday Glo Teeth Whitening Maintenance look like a suppository? Do not want!

Disclaimer: Everyday Glow Teeth Whitening Maintenance was not harmed in the making of this post nor was it shoved, ahem, placed, ahem, slid up anywhere it shouldn’t be sliding up.

Thank you.

P.S. I would tell you about this one time at band camp when someone used a suppository on me but the story is too embarrassing to share. I was a child, gimme a break. It obviously did a number on me because I’m seeing it even now in teeth whitening systems….! Oh the shame!


Do Not Want It By the Gallon

I love me some Wen Cleansing Conditioners! They clean and condition my hair in one simple step and leave it soft, tangle-free, and manageable.

What’s not to love?

Oh, yeah, a gallon’s worth.


Do Not Want Kat Von D New American Beauty Art Print Set

The new Kat Von D New American Beauty Art Print Set might capture your heart if you’re a hardcore fan…

But if you’re not, chances are you won’t want to blow near $200 on this set.


Do Not Want Smashbox Photo Finish Foundation Primer To Go

Dear Smashbox,

You guys are ace in my book. I really look forward to your limited edition collections and I generally like your makeup offerings.

Thanks for that.

But, listen, we’re friends, I can say this without hurting your feelings I think…

Do NOT want your Primer To Go.


Stila Happily Ever After Beauty Palette Still NOT a Good Deal

It wasn’t a great deal at $75 and sadly on sale for $67, it’s still not a good deal.

Come on guys, near $70 palette?

Your formula doesn’t currently warrant it…!

You can’t throw budget friendly makeup at us and suddenly jack up the price, it confuses us.

Lovely but not at this price.