Disclaimer: Everyday Glow Teeth Whitening Maintenance was not harmed in the making of this post nor was it shoved, ahem, placed, ahem, slid up anywhere it shouldn’t be sliding up.
P.S. I would tell you about this one time at band camp when someone used a suppository on me but the story is too embarrassing to share. I was a child, gimme a break. It obviously did a number on me because I’m seeing it even now in teeth whitening systems….! Oh the shame!
For a long time I was a gloss only girl but I slowly started incorporating lipsticks into my daily looks. I’m still mighty picky about what goes on my lips and what sort of finishes I use (just say no to matte) but there is one thing I won’t consider.
Do not want your silly subliminal messages e-mails. They piss me off.
Seriously, they make me pissy when I get an e-mail with sale info that says “Do Not Share Me”. You’re trying to hard to be cute. Either that or you think we’re all stupid enough to NOT share your topic secret coupon code which 100,000 other people already know about. Oooo harvesting the power of subliminal messages in a not so subtle way. Bright!
Do not want dude, do not want.
Also please, stop sending “We Miss You” E-mails seconds after I load your website…..cookies is bad. I eats them for breakfast with milk! Imma block your cookies soon!