Do Not Want

Do Not Want Large Thermal Twirler Brush

Large Thermal Twirler Brush

To me, personally, this Large Thermal Twirler Brush is like a medieval torture device. I actually cringe looking at it because it brings me back to when I was about 11 or 12 years old and I used my sister’s Radial Brush.

People, let me tell you, at the time I didn’t realize I couldn’t just brush my hair with the brush! I unknowingly decided to brush through my locks and got it so tangled in my hair so badly it had to be cut out.

At time it was a nightmare but thinking back it’s rather hysterical.

So this large thermal twirler brush? I could just picture myself attempting to use it, getting it caught in my hair, and having to shave my head to remove it. I’ve wanted to cut my hair for a long time so this might prove an excuse to do so.

What’s one of your worst hair experiences?

I think that was by FAR my worst! I was literally in tears over it because it not only hurt but the fact my mom had to literally cut the brush out of my hair was a horrifying experience.


Do Not Want Everyday Glo Teeth Whitening Maintenance

Why does Everyday Glo Teeth Whitening Maintenance look like a suppository? Do not want!

Disclaimer: Everyday Glow Teeth Whitening Maintenance was not harmed in the making of this post nor was it shoved, ahem, placed, ahem, slid up anywhere it shouldn’t be sliding up.

Thank you.

P.S. I would tell you about this one time at band camp when someone used a suppository on me but the story is too embarrassing to share. I was a child, gimme a break. It obviously did a number on me because I’m seeing it even now in teeth whitening systems….! Oh the shame!


Do Not Want It By the Gallon

I love me some Wen Cleansing Conditioners! They clean and condition my hair in one simple step and leave it soft, tangle-free, and manageable.

What’s not to love?

Oh, yeah, a gallon’s worth.


Do Not Want Kat Von D New American Beauty Art Print Set

The new Kat Von D New American Beauty Art Print Set might capture your heart if you’re a hardcore fan…

But if you’re not, chances are you won’t want to blow near $200 on this set.


Do Not Want Smashbox Photo Finish Foundation Primer To Go

Dear Smashbox,

You guys are ace in my book. I really look forward to your limited edition collections and I generally like your makeup offerings.

Thanks for that.

But, listen, we’re friends, I can say this without hurting your feelings I think…

Do NOT want your Primer To Go.