Disclaimer: Everyday Glow Teeth Whitening Maintenance was not harmed in the making of this post nor was it shoved, ahem, placed, ahem, slid up anywhere it shouldn’t be sliding up.
Thank you.
P.S. I would tell you about this one time at band camp when someone used a suppository on me but the story is too embarrassing to share. I was a child, gimme a break. It obviously did a number on me because I’m seeing it even now in teeth whitening systems….! Oh the shame!
Just sayin’ if you’re doing your nails at your desk you might mistakenly pick up your bottle of White Out and proceed to start painting your nails with it.
Do Not Want nail polish that looks like White Out.
For a long time I was a gloss only girl but I slowly started incorporating lipsticks into my daily looks. I’m still mighty picky about what goes on my lips and what sort of finishes I use (just say no to matte) but there is one thing I won’t consider.
Do not want your silly subliminal messages e-mails. They piss me off.
k, thanks!
Seriously, they make me pissy when I get an e-mail with sale info that says “Do Not Share Me”. You’re trying to hard to be cute. Either that or you think we’re all stupid enough to NOT share your topic secret coupon code which 100,000 other people already know about. Oooo harvesting the power of subliminal messages in a not so subtle way. Bright!
Do not want dude, do not want.
Also please, stop sending “We Miss You” E-mails seconds after I load your website…..cookies is bad. I eats them for breakfast with milk! Imma block your cookies soon!
My TV habits are completely odd and slightly grandmotherly in the fact that Charlie Rose and Masterpiece Theater are the highlight of my television lifestyle so reality TV, well, I just don’t get it.
My sister is obsessed with it on the other hand. Dancing with the Stars, American Idol, Survivor, the Next Apprentice…you name and she probably Tivo’s it.
I do, however, admit to youTubin’ Barrowman when he whores himself on Dancing with the Stars UK, it’s the highlight of my telly life seeing the man pimpin’ himself all over the BBC.
Speaking of Dancing with the Stars…do not want a Dancing with the Stars Turning Point Wig….why, Jebus, why!?
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