Disclaimer: Everyday Glow Teeth Whitening Maintenance was not harmed in the making of this post nor was it shoved, ahem, placed, ahem, slid up anywhere it shouldn’t be sliding up.
Thank you.
P.S. I would tell you about this one time at band camp when someone used a suppository on me but the story is too embarrassing to share. I was a child, gimme a break. It obviously did a number on me because I’m seeing it even now in teeth whitening systems….! Oh the shame!
I love me some Wen Cleansing Conditioners! They clean and condition my hair in one simple step and leave it soft, tangle-free, and manageable.
What’s not to love?
Oh, yeah, a gallon’s worth.
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The new Kat Von D New American Beauty Art Print Set might capture your heart if you’re a hardcore fan…
But if you’re not, chances are you won’t want to blow near $200 on this set.
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Dear Smashbox,
You guys are ace in my book. I really look forward to your limited edition collections and I generally like your makeup offerings.
Thanks for that.
But, listen, we’re friends, I can say this without hurting your feelings I think…
Do NOT want your Primer To Go.
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It wasn’t a great deal at $75 and sadly on sale for $67, it’s still not a good deal.
Come on guys, near $70 palette?
Your formula doesn’t currently warrant it…!
You can’t throw budget friendly makeup at us and suddenly jack up the price, it confuses us.
Lovely but not at this price.
Just sayin’ if you’re doing your nails at your desk you might mistakenly pick up your bottle of White Out and proceed to start painting your nails with it.
Do Not Want nail polish that looks like White Out.
ProGel 100% Gel Polish Available now at Ulta.com
You gotta admit these are scary!
Please E.L.F. your e-mails are killing me.
Do Not Want Makeup that is definitely not worth $150. Stop, please, you’re embarrassing yourself now.
Am I the only that feels like they just don’t need a palette entitled Haute Jersey?
Can the leopard print be any worst?
For a long time I was a gloss only girl but I slowly started incorporating lipsticks into my daily looks. I’m still mighty picky about what goes on my lips and what sort of finishes I use (just say no to matte) but there is one thing I won’t consider.
Temporary Lip Tattoos.
Do not want!
Jump!
Read More...Right now HSN executives are having their own set of twins that Mariah is using valuable selling time to moan about being pregnant.
HSN says do NOT want Mariah, gurl, sell that jewelry and shush it about being preg-o!
Disclaimer: Mariah was not harmed in the making of this post, just ragged on an ickle bit.
I use a Radius Toothbrush and get my fair share of weird looks when anyone I know sees it.
*shrug*
I guess it is kinda freaky looking!
But I’ll tell you one thing mine is normal compared to a Justin Bieber Singing Toothbrush.
Do not want!
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I question whether I need a gallon of anything called Supergoop.
Do not want.
That is all.
Dear E.L.F.,
Do not want your silly subliminal messages e-mails. They piss me off.
k, thanks!
Seriously, they make me pissy when I get an e-mail with sale info that says “Do Not Share Me”. You’re trying to hard to be cute. Either that or you think we’re all stupid enough to NOT share your topic secret coupon code which 100,000 other people already know about. Oooo harvesting the power of subliminal messages in a not so subtle way. Bright!
Do not want dude, do not want.
Also please, stop sending “We Miss You” E-mails seconds after I load your website…..cookies is bad. I eats them for breakfast with milk! Imma block your cookies soon!
My TV habits are completely odd and slightly grandmotherly in the fact that Charlie Rose and Masterpiece Theater are the highlight of my television lifestyle so reality TV, well, I just don’t get it.
My sister is obsessed with it on the other hand. Dancing with the Stars, American Idol, Survivor, the Next Apprentice…you name and she probably Tivo’s it.
I do, however, admit to youTubin’ Barrowman when he whores himself on Dancing with the Stars UK, it’s the highlight of my telly life seeing the man pimpin’ himself all over the BBC.
Speaking of Dancing with the Stars…do not want a Dancing with the Stars Turning Point Wig….why, Jebus, why!?
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