Do Not Want
Me and you, we have chemistry, we have a connection babe. We’ve been friends for a long time now and we’ve gone through alot of highs and lows right?
So it should be ok that I address the issue of your QVC Today’s Special Value.
I hate to be the one to break it to you.
But no one wants 64 ounces of Vanilla Birthday Cake in their shower. WTH? Don’t build our hopes up for Today’s Special Value and proceed to offer us enough shower gel to bath a small city with. Don’t you know anything about me (us) at all? You know we love variety, you know we can’t be true to a single shower gel for THAT long! How do you expect us to get through that big a shower gel? We may like it today but tomorrow we’ll be on to the next best thing….we can’t commit to 64 ounces, it’s simply too MUCH!
I’m sorry but DO NOT WANT a 64 oz Shower Gel.
Next anniversary can we get something a bit more special?
P.S. I got a sample of Vanilla Birthday Cake and it doesn’t even smell that great. Dude, talk about rubbing salt in an open wound…ouch!
P.S.S. If for some strange reason you DO need a big ass shower gel you can get yours from www.qvc.com
Now the Muse is a wobbly sort of girl. She has no problems admitting she’s not a ten, although she reminds herself daily, while staring at herself in the mirror, “wow you are SO a ten”. I don’t actually do that but it makes for great entertainment imagining I do, dontcha think?
Well…anyway. I admit I’m def not a ten but I’m so not seeking a Butt Lift In a Box to get to that ten mark.
Do not want.
It isn’t any great secret I’m a big fan of Japanese beauty products and a big fan of baths, yes I like a bath from time to time and even a shower or two, the Muse isn’t afraid of a little water and contrary to belief she will not melt or multiply when wet.
Creer Beaute Bathing Salts combines two of my favorite things, bathing and Japanese beauty, these bathing salts are one thing however that I DO NOT WANT!
I love when Ulta proceeds to give me 20% Off my total order and than yanks the carpet right out from under me my adding a great big exclusion list.
Oh hai you can has 20% off but………………..!
No Urban Decay, No Smashbox, No Amazing Cosmetics, No Bare Escentuals, No Bourjois, No Cargo….oh wait…I know..ABSOLUTELY no premium brands.
K, Happy Shopping Muse.
So what the heck am I supposed to buy now? It’s kinda offering me a lick of the ice cream but telling me not to swallow.
If you wants it, 20% Off at Ulta using promo code 24103 just remember the big exclusion list.
As for this Muse…..
DO NOT WANT!
By now you’ve seen it, heard it, read it, and probably got a call from your best friend saying, “OMG did you see Nicole Kidman at the Nine Premiere?”
If you’re living under a rock and haven’t yet heard Nicole Kidman kinda tanked it at the premiere when she popped onto the red carpet looking like A. She ate a powdered donut and got it all over her face. B. Someone slapped her with a chalkboard eraser C. All of the Above.
I dunno what happened. I can’t believe her makeup artist let her loose on the world with powder all over her face. It’s under her eyes, on her nose, on her face…WTH? I imagine some of the powder was being buffed under her eyes to conceal wrinkles and make her nice and flawless for the flash of the camera but someone simply forgot to b;end it out…either that or you can go with A, B, or C.
Nicole, get rid of your makeup artist and hire a new one honey. DO NOT WANT powder all over the place.
Oh my little eye spies something that shall grace a clearance bin near you soon!
Check it, FAME lipgloss!
Call me terrible but I’m taking bets that Fame will bomb at the theater. I remember seeing the preview for it when I went to see Harry Potter (another bomb of a movie) with friends and thinking, “oh noes” my thoughts were quickly followed up by my mate Martin saying in a rather loud voice, “Oh my god that looks SOOO good!” Moral of the story is that his sarcasm was so thick people in the theater cracked up after his little statement. Guess I’m not the only one that feels it’s a miss.
Thank god it’s only a gloss….I’d have to worry about NOT wanting to live forever if they decided to milk the cash cow and create an entire line of makeup for the movie.
Shuddering in fear just thinking about it.
But if by chance you’re wanting to punish yourself you can snag Sephora Fame Lip Gloss in 5 shades for $10 bucks each.
As for the Muse, she’ll wait until it hits the sale bin (or not).