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Do Not Want Mariah Going On About Her Bleak Pregnancy!

Right now HSN executives are having their own set of twins that Mariah is using valuable selling time to moan about being pregnant.

HSN says do NOT want Mariah, gurl, sell that jewelry and shush it about being preg-o!

Disclaimer: Mariah was not harmed in the making of this post, just ragged on an ickle bit.

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Justin Bieber Singing Toothbrush DO NOT WANT

Scuba Toothbrush

I use a Radius Toothbrush and get my fair share of weird looks when anyone I know sees it.

*shrug*

I guess it is kinda freaky looking!

But I’ll tell you one thing mine is normal compared to a Justin Bieber Singing Toothbrush.

Do not want!

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Do Not Want: Doctor T’s Supergoop! Everyday Defense Duo SPF 30+ “da Super Size Edition”

Supergoo

I question whether I need a gallon of anything called Supergoop.

Do not want.

That is all.

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Do Not Want Subliminal E-mails from E.L.F. Cosmetics

dO nOT WANT E mail

Dear E.L.F.,

Do not want your silly subliminal messages e-mails. They piss me off.

k, thanks!

Seriously, they make me pissy when I get an e-mail with sale info that says “Do Not Share Me”. You’re trying to hard to be cute. Either that or you think we’re all stupid enough to NOT share your topic secret coupon code which 100,000 other people already know about. Oooo harvesting the power of subliminal messages in a not so subtle way. Bright!

Do not want dude, do not want.

Also please, stop sending “We Miss You” E-mails seconds after I load your website…..cookies is bad. I eats them for breakfast with milk! Imma block your cookies soon!

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Do Not Want: Dancing with the Stars Turning Point Wig

Dancing with the Stars Wig 2

My TV habits are completely odd and slightly grandmotherly in the fact that Charlie Rose and Masterpiece Theater are the highlight of my television lifestyle so reality TV, well, I just don’t get it.

My sister is obsessed with it on the other hand. Dancing with the Stars, American Idol, Survivor, the Next Apprentice…you name and she probably Tivo’s it.

I do, however, admit to youTubin’ Barrowman when he whores himself on Dancing with the Stars UK, it’s the highlight of my telly life seeing the man pimpin’ himself all over the BBC.

Speaking of Dancing with the Stars…do not want a Dancing with the Stars Turning Point Wig….why, Jebus, why!?

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