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Top 10 Gifts A Beauty Junkie Does Not Want!

Worst Gifts

Ahh presents! If you’re lucky your friends and family members know you well enough to get you just what you want. But…sometimes…even the people we love get it really, really, really….WRONG!

Here are the Top 10 Gifts that this Beauty Junkie does NOT want to get this Holiday Season!

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Do Not Want: Paul and Joe Kitty Lipstick

Paul and Joe Kitty Lipstick2

I sadly don’t think I qualify as a cat person. Heck if I were one, I’d probably be ever so delighted over the new Paul and Joe Kitty Lipsticks right?

Wrong.

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Do Not Want: Philosophy 64 oz Vanilla Birthday Cake Shower Gel

Philosophy Vanilla Birthday Cake

Dear Philosophy,

Me and you, we have chemistry, we have a connection babe. We’ve been friends for a long time now and we’ve gone through alot of highs and lows right?

So it should be ok that I address the issue of your QVC Today’s Special Value.

Philosophy….

I hate to be the one to break it to you.

But no one wants 64 ounces of Vanilla Birthday Cake in their shower. WTH? Don’t build our hopes up for Today’s Special Value and proceed to offer us enough shower gel to bath a small city with. Don’t you know anything about me (us) at all? You know we love variety, you know we can’t be true to a single shower gel for THAT long! How do you expect us to get through that big a shower gel? We may like it today but tomorrow we’ll be on to the next best thing….we can’t commit to 64 ounces, it’s simply too MUCH!

I’m sorry but DO NOT WANT a 64 oz Shower Gel.

Next anniversary can we get something a bit more special?

k, thanks.

Love you!

P.S. I got a sample of Vanilla Birthday Cake and it doesn’t even smell that great. Dude, talk about rubbing salt in an open wound…ouch!

P.S.S. If for some strange reason you DO need a big ass shower gel you can get yours from www.qvc.com

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Do Not Want: A Butt Lift in a Box

Butt Lift

Now the Muse is a wobbly sort of girl. She has no problems admitting she’s not a ten, although she reminds herself daily, while staring at herself in the mirror, “wow you are SO a ten”. I don’t actually do that but it makes for great entertainment imagining I do, dontcha think?

Well…anyway. I admit I’m def not a ten but I’m so not seeking a Butt Lift In a Box to get to that ten mark.

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Do Not Want: Creer Beaute Bathing Salts

Creer Beaute Bath Salts

It isn’t any great secret I’m a big fan of Japanese beauty products and a big fan of baths, yes I like a bath from time to time and even a shower or two, the Muse isn’t afraid of a little water and contrary to belief she will not melt or multiply when wet.

Creer Beaute Bathing Salts combines two of my favorite things, bathing and Japanese beauty, these bathing salts are one thing however that I DO NOT WANT!

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