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DO NOT WANT: Ulta 20% Off

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I love when Ulta proceeds to give me 20% Off my total order and than yanks the carpet right out from under me my adding a great big exclusion list.

Oh hai you can has 20% off but………………..!

No Urban Decay, No Smashbox, No Amazing Cosmetics, No Bare Escentuals, No Bourjois, No Cargo….oh wait…I know..ABSOLUTELY no premium brands.

K, Happy Shopping Muse.

So what the heck am I supposed to buy now? It’s kinda offering me a lick of the ice cream but telling me not to swallow.

Shrug.

If you wants it, 20% Off at Ulta using promo code 24103 just remember the big exclusion list.

As for this Muse…..

DO NOT WANT!

Grrr! Annoying!

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DO NOT WANT: Nicole Kidman at the Nine Premiere

By now you’ve seen it, heard it, read it, and probably got a call from your best friend saying, “OMG did you see Nicole Kidman at the Nine Premiere?”

If you’re living under a rock and haven’t yet heard Nicole Kidman kinda tanked it at the premiere when she popped onto the red carpet looking like A. She ate a powdered donut and got it all over her face. B. Someone slapped her with a chalkboard eraser C. All of the Above.

Nicole Kidman

I dunno what happened. I can’t believe her makeup artist let her loose on the world with powder all over her face. It’s under her eyes, on her nose, on her face…WTH? I imagine some of the powder was being buffed under her eyes to conceal wrinkles and make her nice and flawless for the flash of the camera but someone simply forgot to b;end it out…either that or you can go with A, B, or C.

Nicole, get rid of your makeup artist and hire a new one honey. DO NOT WANT powder all over the place.

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Sephora Fame Lip Gloss

Oh my little eye spies something that shall grace a clearance bin near you soon!

Check it, FAME lipgloss!

Sephora Fame Lip Gloss 1

Call me terrible but I’m taking bets that Fame will bomb at the theater.  I remember seeing the preview for it when I went to see Harry Potter (another bomb of a movie) with friends and thinking, “oh noes” my thoughts were quickly followed up by my mate Martin saying in a rather loud voice, “Oh my god that looks SOOO good!”  Moral of the story is that his sarcasm was so thick people in the theater cracked up after his little statement.   Guess I’m not the only one that feels it’s a miss.

Thank god it’s only a gloss….I’d have to worry about NOT wanting to live forever if they decided to milk the cash cow and create an entire line of makeup for the movie.

Shuddering in fear just thinking about it.

But if by chance you’re wanting to punish yourself you can snag Sephora Fame Lip Gloss in 5 shades for $10 bucks each.

As for the Muse, she’ll wait until it hits the sale bin (or not).

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