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Philosophy Rainbow Sherbet Shower Gel and LipShine

I gotta tell you something….

I hate Sherbet.

I can’t understand what can possibly be considered delicious about a less than glorified version of ice cream. I mean if I want to treat myself I’m going for ice cream…it’s creamy, it’s sugary, it’s delicious! Not Sherbet which plays at being a tasty icy treat but turns into a gross fruity milky I dunno what…

Yak!

But Philosophy, well, Philosophy can convince me to enjoy Sherbet again!

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Lush Summer Pudding Soap

Remember when Bill Crosby sold his soul for Jello Pudding and Jello Pudding Pops? God, I miss Jello Pudding Pops, what the hell happened to those anyway? Remember when he did that famous quote, “there’s always room for Jello…” For the record, I had plenty of room for those nommy pudding pops but not for Jello. I mean seriously, people eat Jello? Anything that wriggles like that should not be consumed in my humblest opinion.

But anyway speaking of Jello, pudding, and the like anyone see the new Lush Soap?

I can make room for Summer Pudding!

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Almay One Coat Dial-Up Mascara

I got Jenny’s number on speed dial by now. I dialed her up when Avon Spectra Lash Mascara came out and I dialed her again when Rimmel 1-2-3 Looks Mascara was released so I have her number on speed dial now yo, hell I know her number by heart!

Just for kicks.

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New in Beauty: Maybelline New York Color Sensational Lip Stain

Phew lip stains making a helluva come back this season!

Let’s see…

We got mark ones, Sephora ones, Covergirl and MAC ones, and hell even Josie Maran ones…and a new one just released from Revlon….I’m positive I’m missing some but the fact is lip stains are making their way across the beauty board this year.

Next up?

Maybelline New York Sensational Lip Stain!

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Lush 9 to 5 Cleanser

You may not remember Violet Newstead slipping rat poison in Franklin M. Hart Jr’s coffee but me and my sister remember it as if it were yesterday.

Ahh yes the 80’s at its best and a good year for the film 9 to 5 starring Dolly Parton (yea she acted a little bit as well as sung little ditties, who knew?)

My sister and I have watched this flick way too many times to count and could possibly star in a remake….

But this isn’t really about the movie it’s about the new Lush 9 to 5 Cleanser!

Oh my!

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