I gotta say naming a product “Lip Juice” kinda grosses me out, oh god the traumatizing childhood memories!
Gross story time.
When I was in the 7th Grade I went to a really tiny private Catholic School (ironically I’m agnostic, blame my parents for my their crazy education plans for me), we had like 9 kids in our graduating class, crazy right? Anyway, it was only 3 girls about 6 guys one of which was named John. John was gay and hung out with the chicks in our class at all times. He had a pretty full set of silver in his mouth (braces) and was REALLY animated when he chatted it up with us. Moral of the story he let the spit fly and we got treated to a nice shower during our conversations. Ha! We started calling him lip juice, no worries was all in good fun because actually, to this day, I still talk to John we even went to college together and took alot of the same classes….best part? I still call him lip juice on occasion when he’s being annoying.
Somethings you never live down.
Anyway…’bout that Jesse’s Girl Lip Juice….if you take the gross factor out you might have a nice little beauty budget piece on your hands!
Dude, anyone been lurking around the Target Beauty aisles? Guilty! Every time I hit up Target I head over to beauty first, can’t help myself I like to sniff the Soap and Glory and sigh happily while other chicks in the aisles give me weird looks.
Pixi has a new primer out that you may wanna check out. I already played around with it a little bit myself so check it after the jump!
Anyone check out the Victoria’s Secret Safari Makeup Collection yet? It has some seriously nice pieces! Lucky enough, yours truly somehow resisted its evil allure and only ended up with a single little little gloss plus I paid .81 cents for it ha!
MAC calls it, “one of our most exciting mascara launches to date…” I call it boring as hell.
MAC Opulash mascara is another typically bad mascara from MAC. MAC excels at creating incredible eyeshadow, lipgloss, and comes out with some of the hottest makeup collections around but something as simple as mascara they almost always fail at in my experience.