Once upon a time, not so long ago, a wonderful guy randomly said to me, “I like lipgloss”.
This is by far the cutest thing I had ever heard a straight man say. If a gay man had said it well we’d have tons to chat on and on about! But when a straight man randomly says “I like lipgloss” it’s almost a compliment really because it can only mean he’s really enjoying how it looks on your lips!
That little niblet felt like a good introduction to tonight’s blog because really I couldn’t agree with him more! I like lipgloss too (However, for entirely different reasons)!
Actually, if we want to be honest here, I don’t like lipgloss really. I LOVE lipgloss!
This is a quick little blurb about philosophy lipglosses! They are quite tacky, quite sticky, and quite thick but I do so love them for some odd reason or another.
Every season we see a new one or two popping up! I couldn’t be more excited to coat my lips in such exciting flavors as Candy Cane, Sugar Plum Fairy, Pink Lemonade, Muffin, Sugar Cookie, and the list goes on and on!
My little lot of philosophy glosses all happily getting to know each other!
Delight of Delights new flavors are available now! Apple, Coconut Milk, and a few others have popped up for the summer!
I give credit where credit is due. And these lip glosses deserve a healthy thumbs up for being very emollient. These aren’t quite at the state of philosophy’s Kiss Me gloss, you don’t get that glide on super wet feeling. However, once you apply and your lips heat the gel you do get a somewhat good glossy feeling and a wonderful wet look! Unfortunately, to take away from it slightly, the glosses do feel a bit tacky and sticky on but the flavors are so awesome that you might want to just dive right in and grab a few to stick in your purse for quick touch ups!
And really, they can’t all be that bad if the guy you crush on randomly says to you “I like lipgloss”….philosophy must be doing something right when you hear those lovely words! Wouldn’t you agree????
I’m in such a good mood today I thought I’d grace you with my every lovely presense and present you with a blog of shower gels (It also helps that work isn’t busy and I can afford to procrastinate my way around a blog today)!
This is a very important topic of discussion so please pay heed and follow it well!
I’ve always questioned the amount of shower gel, soaps, fancy bits and bobs one girl needs for her bath and shower and I’ve come to the conclusion that we need many! An endless variety to pick and choose to suit our moods during our showers and baths!
Now I am no different from any other girl in I own an array of paraphilia that graces my washroom and overflows from my cabinets and shelves.
If my weight had anything at all to do with shower gels I fear I’d be guilty in overindulging in sweets, baked goods, fruits, and other guilty pleasures and treasures!
I’m a philosophy girl and I have been for many a fine year! I have cheated on philosophy the last few years with a small company called Lush but that’s for another blog and another day!
philosophy is ever near and dear to my heart!
Now philosophy is well known for it’s fabulous 3 in 1 shower gels and I beg you not to think too badly of me when I say I hate the “in the shower” experience! I’ve no aversion to smelling like candy canes, crumb berry pie, vanilla cream puffs, and the likes! So why oh why can’t the scent linger longer? Sigh! In the shower it’s so lovely and fragrant, step out and it’s gone, a forgotten dream of gorgeous scent! I wish they’d make a shower gel with good linger and throw something that would stay with your hair all day and cling to your body equally! How depressing!
But…still…I keep my pile of 3 in 1’s and happily use them daily!
Now to move forward slightly I should tell you that in all my years of buying these gels I’ve come across quite a few that stay on my favorite list!
Some that grace my MUST have on hand ALWAYS list are:
I have to go ahead and rant a tiny bit more. The fact that they have come out with some real shit 3 in 1’s the last year or so bugs me. Some that must be avoided at all costs in my humblest of humble opinions would be: Sugar Cookie (this smells NOTHING like Sugar Cookies! Who the hell approved this as smelling like sugar and cookies? All I get is LEMON!), Vanilla Cream Puff (Just GROSS and wrong in so many ways), Lavender Pound Cake (OH MY GOD I think I threw up a little in my mouth! GAG! Who’s bright idea was it to put lavender in a pound cake anway?)
Which brings me to the topic of Lemonade! They introduced Lemonade last year and boy was I excited to get my paws on it! My imagination took flight and visions of cool, tart, sweet lemons danced through my head as I made my way to Sephora.com! Upon its arrival the smell of Lemonade do not greet me as I had expect. This version of Lemonade has the weirdest off smell I’ve had the displeasure of sniffing! Very strange! How disappointing!
This year marked the year of fruits! They have come out with a slew of new fruity 3 in 1’s! Tangerine, Lime, Peach, Oh MY! But I’ve had none of it! I didn’t purchase a one! Once Bitten, Twice Shy by friends! I will not be compelled to order fruity bits and have them come to my door being as disappointing as Lemonade was!
But, by far, the piece Pièce de résistance this summer is Pink Lemonade! Yes, Yes I know what you are thinking! “She’s gone on a rant about Lemonade and now she excited about Pink Lemonade? What the hell is wrong with her?” I KNOW I know! But I can’t help myself!
The good news is that Pink Lemonache is exclusive to Nordstrom! We love Nordie’s exlusives don’t we?
I was smart this time around! I was having none of ordering online! I was prepared! I was sniffing before buying! My genius astounds me sometimes!
Upon arriving at the source of this exclusive 3 in 1 Shower Gel I was prepared for disappointment and despair but to my shock and utter delight THIS is what I had wanted and desired in Lemonade! Sweet, Tart, Lovely Lemons and Sugar Oh MY! Tis perfect! Just perfect! I want to take a spoon and eat the body butter from it’s very jar it smells that GOOD!
Finally you’ve gotten it right philosophy! Bravo! My highest rating for this yummy collection of goodies! This is by far my favorite of all the 3 in 1’s thus far!
I went ahead and spoiled myself with the lot…now let’s see if we can convince them to release a hand wash in this scent and I’ll be happy indeed!
I just wandered home after a lovely dinner with some friends and noticed that my box from Nordies had arrived!
Weeeeeeee! Inside was the philosophy pink lemonade bits I ordered! I was discussing this new edition to philosphy’s line in a prior blog which can be found by clicking HERE.
I had originally purchased the 3 in 1 and after getting it home I logged right onto Nordstrom.com to order the other pieces of the collection!
I now have in my possession the body butter, hot salt scrub, and hand cream. Have no fear I’ve taken lovely pictures to share with you!
I’m impressed with all the items in the collection and happy I went ahead and dove right in and got ‘em! I’ll go ahead and review the lot!
The body butter is the first for me, I’ve tried the philosophy body souffle before and never found them anything but sticky and gross! This made me weary of purchasing the body butter but I went ahead and did so after seeing it in store. I’m happy to say it’s sensational! It’s very light, very strong smelling, not greasy, and absorbs super well! The body butter is pretty new as they introduced it during the winter when they did it in the Apple scent. They have since introduced several more scents and I’m tempted to purchase a few because I like it that much! Overall I give it my best rating!
Pink Lemonade Body Butter
In the picture below I’ve compared the body butter to the original body souffle. As you can see the body butter is a light, creamy texture and the souffle is thick and quite sticky when on! I’m so happy they seem to have faded the souffles out and are replacing them with these new butters!
The hot salt scrub is fantastic! The texture is quite like empowermint but not as thick as the gingerbread man or senorita margarita. It’s a very oily, liquidy scrub but works just fantastic! It smells postively awesome and it almost looks like a Pink Lemonade Slushie! It, of course, has that warm tingle that all of philosophy scrubs are known for!
Pink Lemonade Hot Salt Scrub
You can see in the picture below that empowermint and Pink Lemonade are pretty much the same texture!
For some reason or another I always feel like the gingerbread man and senoirta margarita (pictured below on the right) are always more grainer and less oily than the other scrubs in the line!
Finally I purchased the handcream and really what’s to say? It’s just as great as the rest of the line!
If you’re looking for a nice summer shower layering collection, this would be it! It’s truly a perfect 10!