Seriously, Victoria Gotti, Napoleon Perdis, George Hamilton, and those bloody oompa loompa’s can use all the how to in the bronzing department that they can get!
Too Faced the Bronzed & the Beautiful Bronzing How to Bronzing Palette was created exclusively for peeps like this. It’s a selection of some of Too Faced’s greatest bronzers and an easy to follow how to guide so you aren’t left looking like an Oompa Loompa or worst as orange as George Hamilton!
“A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value – you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to- hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you – daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have “lost”. What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.”
I live by the towel rule. Any holiday I take I bring my own towel. For serious.
However, I’ve considered rewriting the important value of having a towel on you during trips through the Galaxy and replacing it with Bath and Body Works Liplicious Lipgloss.
New ones await you!
Memorial day is coming soon and with it Summer kicks off. I know I’m not feeling Spring as of yet so who knows how long it’ll be before Summer arrives. It’s kinda brisk around these parts and we’ve had a weak Spring to say the least.
Celebrate your Memorial Day with all American favorites like Apple Pie and Blueberry Pancake….never say Bath and Body Works fails at creating something new and exciting to try!
Here’s a little sneaky peek at the Balm Frat Boy….yes, I’m almost typed that as fart boy…sigh….I couldn’t possibly tell you where my mind is at the moment.