You get a hairy upper lip.
Or whiskers on your chin.
We’re all chicks here and we are women enough to admit we are sometimes hairy.
Those cowering in the background, shaking their heads, and acting like they are not hairy, well, we don’t believe you.
We have to get out the big guns like facial moisturizer that helps minimize the growth of hair, yup, there’s an app for that kinda shiz.
At this point in my life I’ve hoarded enough Pocketbacs to sanitize everyone beyond the wall and possibly a few people across the narrow sea as well.
It doesn’t help mind you that Bath and Body Works keeps pulling out new Pocketbacs particularly ones that are Halloween themed because I can say no to the normal round but Halloween ones?
That’s a big YES!
Out, out damn spot!
Peter Thomas Roth De-Spot is the latest treatment product to hit the shelves with the promise of reversing dark spots.
Does it work?
Apparently when the Zombie Apocalypse comes you should have marshmallow something in your Zombie Survival Kit or at least that’s the vibe I’m getting from Bath and Body Works.
I figure some Fluff and a Pocketbac or two might be the cure to the T-Virus or if you’re bitten, smear some Fluff on your arm….hmm..be careful that might actual tempt the Zombies further.
Anyway, ’bout marshmallows…!