Lumene skin care always garners some of my attention because hey, you purchase this shiz at your local drugstore for affordable prices and get the benefits of a posher brand of skin care for a considerably less than counter brands.
Loves that right?
I have a love affair with the Lumene Vitamin C+ Energy Cocktail so recently on a foray through CVS I came across the new Lumene Vitamin C+ Bright Skin Radiance Nectar which promises to whiten and brighten up my skin. Aw hells to the yes. You know I’m all about brighter, whiter skin. They also have a new Lumene Vitamin C+ Pure Radiance 24 Hour Lotion to go along with the serum. Happy Days!
Remember when Julia on Nip/Tuck started selling a La Mer-like facial cream which contained…ahem….semen.
Hell I even read on the Internetz that Cleopatra used sperm in her facial cream and even bathed in it….god I love the Internet for creating incredibly crazy stuff up, don’t you? Cosmo’s Sexy Beauty Secrets Blog even reveals a sperm facial is a fantastic experience…..I will not say anything cheeky, I will not say anything cheeky…Going rate for a Sperm Facial? A whopping $250 bucks but mind you the article was published in 2009 so do you think the sperm facials have went up considerably due to the recession? Gasp, maybe it’s $350 now! Damn inflation
Yeah well the fact of the matter is there are 100’s of articles in and around the Internet that say spunk in your junk is actually really great for your skin…..
What do you think?
As you may already know Target is selling up the last of its Soap & Glory inventory and will shut shop on the brand shortly. Soap & Glory announced on its website that it will be selecting a new US retailer shortly but so far no word on who it might be. We guessed about it a few weeks ago but at this point it’s up in the air.
This doesn’t effect UK’ers as Boots still has inventory on Soap & Glory and probably always will consider England is the brand’s home. However, for US readers, I did want to bring to your attention that ASOS is stocking Soap & Glory products now….
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Dear Soap and Glory,
Dude, what up?
I was at Target two weeks ago and I gotta say your display is looking all kinds of poorly. Each time I pass it, less and less product is available. The Muse is starting to grow cold and alone without you at my local Target.
Whatever will I do?
You’re taking way too long to announce your new retailer and honestly, I’m starting to get worried. I really do not want to arrange flights to England simply to shop Soap and Glory at Boots, it’s too costly! Although maybe some other readers of Musings might want to help spring for a jet….but if I can’t get the funds together for that, won’t you please consider getting your new retail information up soon?
Tea together soon?
Yeah, well, Soap and Glory still hasn’t announced its new retailer and lord knows I’m having bad cases of withdrawal, oh so this is what it feels like to come down from meth, ok, not that bad, totally dramatic moment there.
Hopefully we don’t have to wait much longer but while we do want a review of Soap & Glory Night In Shining Armour?