I really wish I was saying Aloha from the deck of a fancy hotel in Hawaii with a cool drink that has a umbrella tucked up in it but sadly, this one is coming from the patio of a cafe on a humid night in New York. The ocean, the beach, little umbrellas, and lei are far away from this smog induced city.
Ta da…I have Etude House Aloha Dear Darling Tint in my makeup bag therefore I am magically transported to the Korean version of Hawaii! Actually Korean Hawaii is alot nicer than regular Hawaii as the Korean version includes hotties like Hyun Joong prancing around shirtless on the beach.
Wicked super right?
Technically this is the best I can do with Hyun Joong prancing on a beach, cut me a break ok?
Ok, totally thinking lewd thoughts about the Pulp Fiction gimp when I saw that Bliss had a new Rubberizing Mask.
BRING OUT THE GIMP!
Yeah well, I totes won’t admit that I have a Bring out the Gimp T-Shirt, nope, you didn’t hear it from me.
But if you’re wanting to get your inner gimp on the new Bliss Rubberizing Mask goes no holds barred (I will not say holes, I will not say holes…you either got that joke or you didn’t. SWISH, that’s the sound of it going over your head) on dull skin with this mask.
Look at you L’Oreal rocking the lipgloss world like you know what you’re doing!
L’Oreal Colour Riche Le Gloss Collection is a full range of color rich glosses that has a weightless, moisturizing formula loaded up with Omega 3 and conditioning Vitamin E to leave lips soft and supple.
Dude, I tried one, and Imma likey it. Count me impressed because I’m having a hard time thinking of a gloss I actually fully improve from L’Oreal.
Have you tried?
Best news? They pulled out all the stops and released 16 shades!
Lipfusion has a new, brilliant little balm out that I’ve been carrying around like I do my old lady PBS tote. Listen, it’s serious news when I carry makeup around like I do my PBS tote because I take that damn thing seriously. All the donations I make to PBS I believe at this moment in time I actually own half of the network. Forget about the Helena Fubinstein Foundation, next time you’re watching Sesame Street that shiz is going to be brought to you by the kind donations of the Muse yo! I’ll tell you how to get to Sesame Street, make a left at www.musingsofamuse.com.
I always told myself I wouldn’t turn into a little old lady that carries around a PBS tote and watches Masterpiece Theater, Mystery!, and Charlie Rose but somehow, someway by the time I was 19 it suddenly happened, I did indeed turn into THAT old lady. Now, into my 30’s, I feel empowered to carry around my PBS tote like it’s Chanel.
It also helps that they now hire really cool men to do the openings for my favorite shows like Alan Cumming and Ten. I feel like my donations are feeding Alan and Ten….! Bless!
But anyway…the moral of this story is Lipfusion Balm has become an important staple, so important in fact that I keep it on my person at all times.