Urban Decay Urban Lash Collection: Falsies So Easy, A 7 Year Old Can Apply ‘em!

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I have a pack of Urban Decay Urban Lashes in my vanity drawer but haven’t applied them yet. I scared. Falsies are SO not my best friends. Seriously, when I try to apply false lashes it normally evolves a call to 911 and the Wambulance arriving at my house.

Fictional call to 911 (dramatized for entertainment purposes):

911: Yes, 911 what’s your emergency?

the Muse: HELLO, 911!!??!?!?!

911: Yes, 911 what’s your emergency?

the Muse: OMGZ! I think I poked my eye out trying to apply my false lashes.

911: Ma’am, is your eyeball inside your head still?

the Muse: Yes, I think it is but it has a set of lashes lying on top of it.

911: Ok, ma’am don’t panic we’ll send over a pack of Urban Decay Urban Lashes, because, after all, a 7 year old can apply these.

the Muse: I dunno, do you have any that a 2 year old can apply? That’s about my skill level.

911: Ma’am, you might need that Wambulance if you’re that bad off.

See a 7 year old apply Urban Lashes by clicking HERE. I’m convinced if Crash can do it, so can I, kinda, sorta, maybe…..

In all seriousness, has anyone checked out the new Urban Lash Collection? 18 styles to choose from dude and all as easy as can be to apply. Yeah boy!

Check ‘em below and tell me some of your favs!

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Philosophy Fall Collection 2010

Philosophy Fall 2010

Fall’s in the air, particularly when Philosophy is roasting marshmallows, getting out the candy corn, and baking cookies!

Meet some of Philosophy’s Fall 2010 Shower Gels below!

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Mally Beauty Eye Gel Applicator

Let’s play a game….

What is this?

Mally Beauty Eye Gel Applicator

Wait, don’t answer that. I know you ALL too well and your minds are in the gutter at this point in time. I’m betting if you haven’t read my Mally Perfect Prep Eye Cooling Gel System Review you’re thinking all sorts of bloody perverted things!

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Tarte Friends and Family Coupon Code 2010

Tarte

Tarte always has the best Friends and Family Discount don’t they?

Enjoy 40% Off your total Tarte order plus get a free gift by using promo code FFAUG.

Happy Haulin’!

Visit www.tartecosmetics.com to shop it!

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MAC Wonder Woman Collection: Musings of the Day: What MAC Collection would you create?

Although the Lasso of Truth was supposed to make you TELL the truth, hence it being called Lasso of Truth, I’m thinking that MAC plans to wrap it around us and make us SPEND money. Forget telling the truth, MAC’s version will wrap around your sorry makeup loving ass and make you buy more makeup.

MAC Wonder Woman Collection?

Yes, please.

MAC will soon release a MAC Wonder Woman Collection but until that time you can Muse with me!

What sort of MAC Collection would you create? Who would you collaborate with to create it?

Something geeky perhaps? A comic book of some sort? A favorite cartoon character?

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