With orange marmalade! Because these Sephora Self-Tanning Wipes look like a little slice of toasted bread.

Or maybe that’s me?

Shifty eyes.

You know what? Thinking about it now, wouldn’t it be cool if you can like just rip open a little packet like this and inside would be a slice of toast? I’d get more use out of the toast versus the tanning wipe! Just not a bronzer kinda gal!

Don’t steal that idea, I’m going to run with it.

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I remember when mineral foundation was as huge as highlighters and matte lipsticks. What do you think, was it early 2000s when Bare Minerals was blowing up the makeup world? I remember infomercials featuring Bare Minerals being applied apparently to women who had unknowingly gone to the Mall of the America that day not realizing they’d come out of that mall with their mind blown courtesy a new mineral foundation.

Holy Mineral Madness Batman! I’m flawless!

Those commercials were really fun.

Needless to say, they also sold me on the fact that I NEEDED mineral foundation in my life like ASAP. Not yesterday, not last week, not two minutes ago, but RIGHT NOW! Obviously I was delusional about the fact that mineral foundation sucks hard on drier skin.

And also…

Bismuth oxychloride. Forged in Hell by Lucifer himself or Tim Curry whichever you like. Instead of “eat, drink…” He’d be standing over you saying, “Buff, Tap…” Bismuth can only be compared to letting loose a bunch of tiny ants under your skin and having them crawl around rather rapidly.

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Because you’re greedy and you want ALL the Urban Decay Naked! The Urban Decay Naked Vault Volume II is available now.

It’s packed with:

• Naked 1 Palette
• Naked 2 Palette
• Naked 3 Palette
• Naked Smoky
• Naked Basics 1
• Naked Basics 2

All yours for $180 dollars!

Available now at urbandecay.com.

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It’s Sunday, you’re laying around in your pajamas binge watching Supernatural and eating a big bowl of Lucky Charms cereal with milk dribbling down your face because your mouth is hanging open as Dean just ripped off his shirt on screen.

Finally! We get to see some bare skin.

Note: In 11 seasons we only seen the J’s with their shirt off three times as far as I counted. Twice for Jared, once for Dean. Obviously our guys are shy.

Suddenly, your phone rings.

What the hell? Why is someone disturbing you during a binge watch?

It’s your boyfriend! Yay! But wait….WHAT? He 20 minutes away and his parents are with him! They want to meet you for the first time!

What do you use to get ready to meet his parents and how are you going to do it in 20 minutes time?

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Strobing such a trend that is SO not ending anytime soon. I hate it, others love it, but I do love the new Benefit Shy Beam! Hello!? That stuff is sleep in a bottle. It’s a cool, matte pink shade that you can dab under the well of your eyes, blend out, and BAM 12 hours sleep!

You can try it in the set along with Benefit High Beam and Sun Beam!

The Benefit Cosmetics 1st Prize Highlighters is $18 and includes:

• 0.13 oz High Beam Liquid Face Highlighter in Satiny Pink
• 0.13 oz Sun Beam Complexion Highlighter in Bronze
• 0.13 oz Dandelion Shy Beam Matte-Radiance Highlighter in Nude Pink Matte

Get it now at Sephora.com.

P.S. Supernatural set pics with the J’s hugging it out for some reason! CLICK! Enjoy! Happy Almost Friday!

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