Dolls, I admitted a long time ago around these parts what an utter diseased collector of shower gels I am. I swear is that even normal? To collect shower gels? Isn’t it a tad crazy to have say more than two rotating shower gels in your stash…seriously now. They need to add this stuff to the Census. Instead of how many children do you have and how much do you make a year the questions should be more along the lines of how many shower gels do you currently have and use?
I won’t answer of course, no reason to let the government know that their is one Muse out there who’s obsessed and diseased enough to collect MANY shower gels and use them daily in rotation. They already know too much about me anyway and knowing how many shower gels I have and the color of my underwear are two things that should remain private. Outside, of course, me sharing with you my obsession with shower gels…I know you guys would understand, the President not so much, it would turn into this deal about the economy, recession, how good money shouldn’t be wasted on shower gel, etc…etc….but you guys get it right?
No eerie silence right?
What my world needs now is Ulta 3-in-1 Shower Smoothies!