So I thought maybe at some point in my life I’d be comfortable enough to quit my day job and become a full time mail stalker. I’d just sit around all day and stalk the mailman, the UPS dude, and the FedEx girl for my beauty purchases. Problem is, I don’t think anyone would willing pay me to do this job so maybe I can start a stalker consultation type service where I stalk my own purchases and the purchases of others…! That could work right?
Or maybe I need to start developing a new technology so we won’t have to stalk our mailmen because our beauty treats would INSTANTLY be available.
How’s that for awesome?
My ideas below!