February 7, 2011

Beauty Most Unusual: There’s Something About Bacon

In my past Musings, Bacon plays an important role in Beauty Most Unusual.  Soap, lip balm, floss, and more have had an injection of bacon.

Today, Beauty Most Unusual and bacon come to an all time low with….

A bacon fragrance (thanks to a reader who discovered this one)!

I dunno if anyone wants to actually smell like bacon but if, for some unknown reason, you wish to attract your mate with the smell of frying fat, well, here’s your chance!

Etsy seller, Pinkparchmentsoaps, takes the scent of bacon and produces a solid fragrance with it for dabbing onto your pulse points for that wonderfully crispy eau de swine scent!

Mmmm! Just think how tasty you’ll smell!

Or not….

Beauty Most Unusual?

Hells to the yes!

About the Muse

Isabella MuseIsabella is just an average everyday geeky girl who doesn’t blend her eyeshadow correctly, wears too much blush, and hopes she never finds her holy grail products because she likes the thrill of the chase so much. Her mission is to bring you super honest reviews on makeup, skincare, fragrance and all things beauty. She’s in no way an expert on the topic and she sure as hell isn’t a super model. But she’s passionate about makeup and is seeking like-minded individuals that like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, and ones that enjoy spending hundreds of dollars at Sephora without feeling buyer’s remorse. If you’re that person feel free to reach out and leave a comment.

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  • Chelley

    lol… I would always be hungry if I wear that…

    Could you do a review on Everyday Minerals matte vs. intensive formula please?

    • the Muse

      ha chelley ditto! I prob won’t do that hun my skin is dry at the moment and a matte mineral foundation will just come across awful on me 😛 plus I don’t use minerals all that much 😛

  • mon

    At first I thought it was gonna be bacon fat balm or something containing the fat (eww). At least a fragrance is better than slathering pig grease on your body? Still not too enthralled with the fragrance idea though. It would prob tempt me into trying to eat myself…

  • Maggie

    Ya know, my boyfriend probably *would* come a-running if I wore bacon perfume 🙂

    Also, since I know you’re a glitter fiend – have you tried the new Lorac 3D Liquid Lustre? If you don’t have it yet, you seriously NEED it! It’s so freaking sparkly I can’t even deal with it. And it’s eye safe! And only $16, which is pretty excellent considering how little product you need to sparklify yourself!

    • the Muse

      ahh maggie I’m actually testing it out right now ;-D I just swatched on my hand but curious how it’ll look on lids ;D! great minds think alike!

  • Chelsie

    I can’t imagine wearing that stuff when the weather gets warmer. Would it slide off your skin in a greasy mess (or worse!) smell like a package of rotting bacon? That’s not sexy in my humblest.

    • the Muse

      miss piggy Rose ;D! she’s glamourous who better to be the spokesperson for bacon ;D!

      • Rose

        You don’t think she’d umm take it personally? *pictures Piggy doing HIIII-YAAAA on the perfume vendor at the mention of bacon*

        • the Muse

          LOL rose! prob! ;-D lord knows she’d prob feel insulted we even mentioned it ;D!

  • Jen

    Mmmm… bacon….
    They do say the way to a mans heart is through his stomach….. 😛

    • the Muse

      lol jen they do indeed, it’ll make him wild if you smell like bacon LOL!

  • amfm

    I like ‘Mon’ thought the same at first ~ you wrote one heck of great cliff hanger there Muse!
    I loathe the idea personally and the look of it!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Annabella Freeman

    If she comes up with cheeseburger fragrance let me know – James would love it! x

  • Eleanor

    I think the pierced eyeball was groser. Maybe it would go well with the up-coming Lady Gaga perfume that you blogged about a while back.