Sephora’s Too Faced Make Over

I found this while browsing around Sephora:
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I’m not makeup artist and I just dabble a bit and try to create nice looks but I’m far from an expert but the look you see above was created by a Too Faced Makeup Artist.

um…

well…

How does one state one’s opinion without being rude?

But….

This kinda looks crummy.

Her lips and cheeks are nice but the eye makeup is so sloppy plus it appears they aged the girl about 20 years with that bronze color!

Am I being too harsh?

Click here for details on what was used.

  • 12/13/07 9:59 krasevayadancer:

    I had the same exact thought! They didnt do a good job on her at all. With her light hair she would have looked great with a smokey eye.

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  • 12/13/07 10:28 the Muse:

    phew! Nice to see someone agrees! I thought I was being too mean!

    All the colors are so gaudy!

    In the Before shot she looks young but in the After shot she looks like she aged 20 years :P

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  • 12/13/07 13:00 MandyPandy:

    No, she looks better in the ‘before’ picture. That’s always the case with TooFaced makeovers, though. I’m guessing Jarod Blandino does the makeovers himself; you can tell he really hates women. He clearly sees them all as raccoon prostitutes.

    Anyway, I saw him on QVC last week (what, I’ve been waylaid with a gimp wrist, what was I supposed to do?) and his face was so shiny and plastic-looking, I though he was going to melt. Someone should’ve tossed another bucket of water onto homegirl and finished off the job. *oh, whataworld, whataworld!*

    I’ve been gone for a while, I know; I gots the carpal tunnel, but even that couldn’t keep me away from here! You know I loves you and your sex-ay blog! :-D

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  • 12/13/07 13:05 the Muse:

    LOL LMAO Mandy!

    Jarod reminds me of Richie Rich (not the cartoon the designer) for some reason! Maybe it’s that permanent botox smile!

    I normally record QVC Beauty Shows like the sick, diseased cosmetic junkie I am but I avoid him at all costs as he gets under my skin something fierce!

    LOL! I’m rolling here!

    OUCH sorry about the CT! I hear it’s painful :(

    LOL thankz babe ;)

    It’s good to see you here =)

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  • 12/13/07 13:07 the Muse:

    btw I’m so sick! the first thing I did when you commented was race over to your blog for updates to see who you’re trashing today!

    Loving the TomKat post ;)

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  • 12/13/07 13:09 Taryn:

    Why did he use Ann Coulter for his model?

    I kid, I kid. But the makeup colors look all wrong for her. She looks far better in the before picture.

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  • 12/13/07 13:12 the Muse:

    LOL You guys crack me up!

    Ann Coulter LMAO!

    Holy cow you’re right it does look like her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    It actually wasn’t him who did the make over but ya never know lol!

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  • 12/13/07 14:21 MandyPandy:

    Yes, I know exactly which Richtie Rich you’re talking about; and I have to agree, except that Blandino makes RR look like Steve Mcqueen.
    You’re right though, he is really creepy. He’s like the spoiled-arsed love-child of Liberace and Paul Lynde.

    Don’t worry, I’ll be back in a week or two with plenty of celeb-bashing (another Harry Potter related post, but this time I’m leaving Junior out of it. It’s only a matter of time before I’m his stepmother, anyway), and hopefully some more reviews of the drugstore and high-end varieties.

    Taryn: LOL! I know exactly what you mean; I was going to make a snarky comment about the model’s horse-face, but judging by the picture the poor girl’s been through enough already. Anyway, Ann Coulter’s not that attractive looking and she wouldn’t be smiling; she’d be frowing ’cause she’s worried she might catch ‘the gay’ from Blandino. I can seriously picture those to together: Elphaba, Wicked Witch of the West Side, and her flying-Coulter-monkey.

    *DuhDa DuhDa Duh Da-Da,DuhDa
    DuhDa Duh Da-Da,*

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  • 12/13/07 16:54 the Muse:

    LOL Steve Mcqueen just rolled in his grave after hearing that!!!!!!!

    EW! Liberace had some class hehe!

    Oooo I’m looking forward to the next installment of HP! LOL You sick, wicked girl!

    Looking forward to the celeb trashing and the reviews ;) Not sure really which I love more!

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