It’s Bliss’s Lean Mean fat fighting
machine vacuum. Like the George Foreman Grill this vacuum cuts the fat, cuts the oil, and trims the blubber…
I totes made all that up in a weak attempt to do a great infomercial for you!
What’s the Lean Machine Vacuum Massager really do?
It’s the only spa-powered system that combines a high-tech vacuum massager and a skin-firming cream to help smooth and tone skin to reduce the appearance of cellulite. It gives your legs and butt a more contoured look. *nods* Really….maybe, kinda, sorta…
I just don’t have the time to dedicated to such a machine. Imagine how horrifying it would be if your boyfriend or husband walked into the bathroom as you were vacuuming your cellulite?
How the hell do you explain that one pray tell?
Available now at Nordstrom.