Would You Like That Beauty with a Side of Bacon?
Bacon is as big a hit in the geek world as Mountain Dew Code Red although I have to tell you that Code Red gives me heart palpitations so I can’t drink it while W0Wing. The combination of sugar and W0W is too much stimulation for my poor body.
Anyway…bacon is so massive! Sizzling pig fat apparently has a huge cult following. So huge in fact that it hits the beauty side of the fence too sometimes and leaks into hand soap, toothpaste, and even a perfume.
Beauty Most Unusual as its most finest ahead with a side of bacon.
Take a peek!
Bacon Shaving Cream
Mmm for the ladies that prefer their men to small like sizzling fat this creamy shaving gives him the closest shave possible with the smoky sizzling scent of bacon!
Bacon Scented Soap
For the ladies and lads who want to wash up their hands (and body) with the delicious scent of bacon!
Bacon Body Wash
Takes things a step further and pair up your new bacon soap with a dash of bacon body wash because there isn’t anything sexier than that just stepped from the shower greasy fat fragrance!
Yes, it’s a real thing and we know how important it is to layer, layer, layer so after your bacon shower spritz on some of this bacon scented perfume to keep that delicious crispy goodness going all day long.
Take care of your pearl whites right with bacon flavored toothpaste! It’s like brushing your teeth with breakfast!
And don’t forget to flossy with not only bacon flavored floss but also coffee and waffles too!
Bacon Lip Balm
Keep those lips soft and chap free with a delicious crispy fried fat flavor!
Yes, these are all real products!
I’m not sure I’m prepared to run around town smelling like bacon or even to brush my teeth with bacon flavored toothpaste so I guess I’m not the daredevil I thought I was.
How about you?
Is bacon a little to Beauty Most Unusual for you?
Or maybe you don’t mind and want to smell like it?