The peeps have infiltrated every single freaking Holiday. Remember when evil marshmallow peeps (yes, they are PURE EVIL!) only made themselves known around Easter? Well not anymore. They have crept their way into Christmas, St Patrick’s Day, Valentine’s Day, and yes, even Halloween!
They have now infiltrated Yankee Candle. I repeat they have now infiltrated Yankee Candle!
You don’t have to be afraid of the zombie plague, forget about a storm of fire raining down on your head, the meek won’t inherit the earth, the BLOODY PEEPS WILL! Be afraid, be very, very afraid because it started with Holidays but at some point they’ll take over the WORLD!
They know the answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42. They are coming to get you….this is a real public emergency broadcast and I urge you to take cover.
On the upside…
They do smell great even though they are pure evil. So I wouldn’t mind a marshmallow peep scented candle nor would I have any guilt about burning one either because microwaving or lighting peeps on fire is a good way to get rid of them!
On March 15th, Yankee Candle will debut their Spring/Easter 2014 Collection with 15 brand new fragrances one of which is evil Marshmallow Peep!
Check your local stores do for debut/party details and BEWARE OF THE PEEPS!
May the gods help us all.