Hi, I’m the Muse, I chronically shove receipts in my purse and watch them disappear into the abyss. No seriously, my purse snacks on receipts. Noms them like chips. Anytime I put a receipt in my bag it disappears in ato polar vortex or an alternate universe or something like that, never to be seen or heard from again. I’d like to think, that somewhere, in the great dark void of the universe, that perhaps, my receipts are residing on a planet not in our own galaxy. And maybe, just maybe the Doctor has traveled to the planet of “the Muse’s receipts” and had some grand adventure their with his companion and maybe, who knows, sh1t happens right? Maybe, just maybe my receipts played some part in saving the universe.
Well, I need to get more organized because of April 20th the Harmons Return Policy has changed. You need your original receipt or at least the credit card you used to make a purchase otherwise they’ll be deducting 20% from the selling price of the item you return.
It’s actually very rare I return anything. I tend to give things to friends or my sister or if I hate something it might end up in the makeup graveyard before being donated! But on a rare occasion I do I better be careful I don’t misplace my receipt.
A friendly warning from your favorite makeup addict!
Keep your receipt!