Ahh yes the Avon Pineapple Chill Cooling Collection possibly created for foot fetish lovers everywhere or just for those of us that want Summer ready toes and feet that smell like a pineapple. I’m sorry, don’t kill me, but there’s something terribly appealing about my feet smelling like a pina colada, Rupert’s nodding his head somewhere in approval.
Just for the record, I don’t have a foot fetish. I have a lot of fetishes but feet aren’t one of them. But I’m still in lust with this collection 🙂
It’s yours for $9.99 (20% off your total of $50 or more avon.com using promo code FRIEND plus free shipping by the very way!) and it includes:
- 2 Foot Works Pineapple Chill Exfoliating Scrub
- Foot Works Pineapple Chill Cooling Spray
- Foot Works Pineapple Chill Cooling Lotion
Note that they include 2 exfoliating scrubs, it’s like they know you’re hiding crusty the crab feet under those socks!
I think I need to make this my own. Again, not because of foot fetishes and not because I have crusty feet. Just sayin’, I don’t want to read on some forum that “Muse has crusty toes and likes feet!”
That rumor is bound to get around, sigh!
P.S. Speaking of fetishes, if you have nothing to do today you should stalk Sean Pertwee, the late, great Jon Pertwee’s son, better known to geeks as the third Doctor. Sean stars in Gotham as a very kick ass version of Alfred. He also posts photos of himself, Robin Lord Taylor and Cory Michael Smith quite often. We have Wincest, we need like RiddlerAlfredPenguin threesomes. I’m so sorry that came out of my mouth. Actually, I’m not because you’ll be thinking it too after you see his Instagram. Who knows maybe it’s already out there as I’m way behind on my fanfic reading! Hook a sister up if you know any good ones!