Ah Betty….girl, you make me smile.
Where else can you get testimonials about your pubes like this one:
“I love it! I have salt and pepper hair and a gray beard. Some gray down there and it’s now black, I can’t wait to shower at the health club and go to my doctor for a check up! I know he won’t say anything but he will think WOW hair so black down there.”
-Ralph, Betty Beauty user
I wanna meet Ralph, I wanna shake the man’s hand for writing that wicked testimonial. You’re ace in my book Ralph! Go on now with your awesome black hair down there.
What’s Betty Beauty?
Fergie is so licious that she has her hands in all kinds of beauty goodies. She has two fragrances with Avon and most recently, wait for it, step back, pause….drum roll…
She’s been selected as the first Face and Global Ambassador for Wet n Wild.
In addition to being the new face for the brand she’ll be launching some signature products for them as well.
She was supposed to shoot her first campaign photos in March but I haven’t yet seen images surface. I imagine they have plans for either a big Summer launch or more of a Fall 2012, Back to School launch. We shall see!
What do you think of Fergie and Wet n Wild?
I told you earlier this month that Stila had plans to release a new shade of Crush Lip & Cheek Stain in Passion Fruit. This was an unexpected treat as the Crushes have been on and off sale lately so a few of us were busy biting our finger nails and pacing, worried the Crush Collection would be discontinued. What would our makeup staining lives be like without Stila Crush in it? My God! The horror of it all!
Interestingly enough they waited to release the shade with their Summer 2012 Collection.
But wait…it’s supposed to be red right?
Sorry, it’s been a really bogus day for Musings. Apologies. My host is having a ton of issues at the moment and sadly, I haven’t been able to keep my server up due to these issues so the site has been up and down all day (mostly down).
They are working through the issues and hopefully by tomorrow I should be back in order again.
If you can’t access the site just give it a few hours and try back.
My apologies to all of you for the lack of updates.
As soon as things are back to normal new posts will be scheduled to go live!
Love ya all!
Here’s the Moff in a Tardis beanie to make up for all the drama and chaos you’ve been experiencing on Musings today.
P.S. It’s bigger on the inside.
It’ll be a little while before Clinique Chubby Stick Moisturizing Lip Colour Balm launches in new shades for Summer but hey, we got Pur Minerals new Gloss Stick to keep us happy for a hot flash while we wait.