May 12, 2010

Beauty Most Unusual: You Named That Nail Polish What?!

Ahh dontcha love when we muse Beauty Most Unusual together? We really get down and dirty with some of the beauty unusual topics I bring up don’t we?

Some are silly, some are fun, and in this case, some could prove a tad…sexual?

Meet the new Bleach Black Nail Polish which isn’t so unusual really by any means. Kristin at Bleach Black actually created this new color with it’s pearly, shiny white base however…it falls into the beauty unusual category because of the inspiration behind it and its name…can you guess what the name of this polish is?


Ummm so yea…this color is named Jizz.


I mean doesn’t it make it a little extra special to own a nail polish named Jizz?

Kristin’s inspiration behind the shade was her own hair color but…according to Black Bleach it was also inspired by….ahem…jizz.

Gotta love it.

If you need a little Jizz you can get it at for $12.95, just don’t get it in hair or your eyes, I was gagging to make a really bad joke here.

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  • Jessica

    Haha, it works, though. Now I want it for the novelty πŸ˜‰

    • the Muse

      are u kidding me too Jessica…so not a nail girl but the name totally thrilled me LOL I’m a perv I guess.

      I got the holiday one that was called Dickweed…LMAO never used it but adored the name LOL

  • Laura

    Jizz in my nails… thatΒ΄s weird and… just ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! πŸ˜€

  • addicted_j.t.

    love it and the girl in the pics clothes and jewelry are amazing πŸ™‚

  • PauFM

    i agree with the “ew’s” above… but it does look like a pretty shade, lol. just imagine “hey what’s on your nails?” -“jizz”….omg i die.

  • Rena

    perhaps i’m the one with the pervy mind because i was thinking it had to be named Jizz before i even hit the “Read More” button! I clearly need to get my mind ouf of the gutter. But I do want it now because of the novelty of the name and to tell someone who asks me about my nail polish thats its called Jizz and see what their reaction is LOL!

  • mayrei

    I knew it! Before I scrolled down I said to myself, “I bet it’s Jizz.” lol.

  • Tinkerchelle

    So maybe not in your hair or eyes but, if your last beauty unusual post is any indication, it should be a go for your face! ROTFL!

  • Lorraine

    Ehh…I’m not a prude, but I really don’t like the name. It’s crude and, IMO, not clever.

    There’s another nail polish with the name “Dickweed.” Lovely!

    • the Muse

      lol I actually have dickweed Lorraine but I fear I’m easily amused πŸ™‚

  • mythy

    First, a blush called orgasm. Now, a nail polish called jizz! I wonder what’s next hahaha

  • Resa

    HAHAHA. No way! I can’t stop laughing. I love these little features, Muse. Though, I think I’ll pass on this nail polish… no need for.. that. Oh god, the jokes.

  • Janet

    LOL!! “jizz. in. my pants…” and now you can have it on your nails too!

  • Kimberly

    Ok, the name doesn’t turn me on…=O
    But the video made my sides hurt with laughter.

  • Charmaine

    HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! I SO need to get some Jizz on my toenails!!!! that is TOO TOO funny! I’m 41 going on 15, folks…and I’m PROUD of it!

  • Miss D

    Oh my!
    Btw, looks like the girl in the pics is Rumi Neely…she has a blog called FashionToast and she’s getting extremely popular…she was even shown as the inspiration for a new photo spread in Vivi (this may also be b/c she’s half Japanese). πŸ™‚

    • the Muse

      yup that’s her miss d πŸ˜€ she’s a great blogger isn’t she? πŸ˜€ haven’t seen the vivi photo spread but stalk her blog online πŸ˜€

  • Potatisbruden ~ Michilicious

    Um I’d buy the nail polish but I may be a bit grossed out of the thought having jizz on my nails xDDD

  • Sarah~

    Oh my god XDD I thought the name was going to be Black Bleach, which was odd enough, and the actual name made me think “…There’s something called Orgasm, wasn’t there? Eeeh, Jizz is a pervy name. Makes me think that one song, what was it?”
    and sure enough, the song comes up in the comments.
    I love you, I swear XD
    This kind of thing is perfect for those closet pervs… XDD

  • kali

    Umm… all I can say is, “Why in the world is her hair the color of JIZZ?!!”