November 28, 2016

Lip Smackers Ultimate Lip Balm Vault for Lip Balm Lovers


I’m positive my gateway drug into the world of lip balms and makeup started with a jumbo size Lip Smacker Lip Balm that I got in my Christmas Stocking when I was like 7 or 8. I mean who hasn’t gone through childhood without hoarding twenty or more lip balms and bringing them to school with you while letting all your little mates try them on. Yeah, so, that’s terribly disgusting to remember but I’m positive it happened and it was oh so cool at the time. I’ve grown up a good deal since that but Lip Smackers still remains one of my fondest and favorite childhood memories and to this day I still have quite a few Lip Smackers hiding in my purse, my makeup bag, my desk drawer, on my vanity…yeah, you get the picture!

You can bring back some of that nostalgia and gift it to your younger sisters, cousins, daughters, sons, or other makeup lovers in your life with the limited edition Lip Smackers Ultimate Lip Balm Vault.

Or you can be greedy and get one for yourself. No one is judging here.

This is the freaking ultimate end all lip balm collection with over 40 different flavors of Lip Smackers Lip Balms in their original sizes and also in the Biggy Balms! From old favorite flavors like Watermelon and Cotton Candy to new ones like Salted Pretzel and Blueberry Pancake this is truly the perfect gift for lip balm connoisseurs. And of course, everyone’s favorite is in here, Dr Pepper, because really wasn’t it the most pigmented shade of ALL the Lip Smackers you ever tried? I know it was for me!

So, what do you get?

Here’s the deets:
Vanilla, Watermelon, Dr. Pepper, Berry Peach, Bubble Gum, Cherry, Cotton Candy, Tropical Punch, Mango, Strawberry Cotton Candy, Kiwi, Wild Raspberry, Orange Sherbet, Pina Colada, Strawberry Cheesecake, Ice Cream Cake, Strawberry Watermelon, Cookie Dough, Strawberry Vanilla, Strawberry Glaze, Strawberry Frosting, Strawberry Banana, Sour Apple, Sour Grapes, Cinnamon Sugar, Caramel Corn, Grape Jelly, Ice Cream Sandwich, Red Velvet, Berry Buttercream, Birthday Cake, Strawberry Sprinkle, Cherry Snow Cone, Blueberry Pancake, Maple Bacon, and Salted Pretzel.

But wait, there’s more!

You also get Biggy Balms in Cotton Candy, Vanilla Cream Soda, Watermelon, Dr. Pepper, Strawberry, and Black Cherry.

And all this can be yours for $50 bucks.

My suggestion? Don’t wait! It’s bound to go quick.

The Lip Smackers Ultimate Lip Balm is available now, exclusively at with free shipping!

About the Muse

Isabella MuseIsabella is just an average everyday geeky girl who doesn’t blend her eyeshadow correctly, wears too much blush, and hopes she never finds her holy grail products because she likes the thrill of the chase so much. Her mission is to bring you super honest reviews on makeup, skincare, fragrance and all things beauty. She’s in no way an expert on the topic and she sure as hell isn’t a super model. But she’s passionate about makeup and is seeking like-minded individuals that like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, and ones that enjoy spending hundreds of dollars at Sephora without feeling buyer’s remorse. If you’re that person feel free to reach out and leave a comment.

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  • Nat

    Lip balm was also my gateway, but I think my first was Avon’s “Slick Tints”!

    I remember my older sister had this book called “The Valley Girls’ Guide to Life”. In it, there was an illustration of all the things that a valley girl kept in her purse. I was determined to duplicate that, and it included I think around 4/5 different types of lip balms. I became quite the collector of lip balms then – I was around 8 or 9 years old, so it was the only “make-up” I could get away with using! πŸ˜€

  • Cory

    Me too! Def my gateway drug into makeup! No doubt. I wonder how many of us there are out there….

  • Elaine G

    I love them all! I agree about the giant strawberry smacker. I discovered Lip Smacker w/ 24 SPF & find it terrific & as good as expensive ones. Save yo dough for other beauty treats. Great holiday news, E

    • Isabella Muse

      I got two of them πŸ™‚ one for myself haha and one for my little cousin, she’s going to freak over it!

  • Bev

    OMG I love everything that is lip related. I’m buying this right now.. super excited!!!

  • Heather

    So glad you brought attention to this! I would have never known. I just ordered it for my daughter for Christmas…she is 9 and will be thrilled!!! I was able to use a coupon code (SMILES) and saved 10% along with it still being free shipping. ❀️

    • Isabella Muse

      oh thanks for the coupon Heather! Anyone who wants it can save now! πŸ˜€ Aw your daughter is going to LOVE IT! You’re a super mom!

  • Lisa

    I LOVE LIP BALM! And this was the wicked and evil product that led me down the path to a lip balm stock pile that can get me through the apocalypse. I thought this obsession would end when I β€œgrew up.” Alas, it has not. This is a must, just for the fun of it.

    And on a similar happy note, I have always loved LipLickers by Vintage Sisters lip balms. They were gone for years, and now they are back on Etsy. I think I ordered nearly every holiday flavor.

    • Isabella Muse

      haha Lisa! You sound like me! Yaasss! I ordered from their new Etsy Shop too! Love me some Vintage Sisters πŸ˜€

  • Katie

    Oh my goodness!!! Lip balm, specifically Lip Smackers, were SO my gateway drug into makeup hoarding! If my 8 year old self could get her hands on that vault, she would die of happiness-though, she did have most of the flavors already. πŸ™‚
    It was really fun to see this and read the comments of other childhood lip balm aficionados. What a nice trip down memory lane. I’m seriously tempted to at least pick up a Dr Pepper tube. I can still remember the feel/smell of that stuff like it was yesterday, not decades ago! πŸ™‚