I had a moment there where I blinked my eyes and the year was suddenly 2000, it was Sunday night, and I was laying in bed watching Carrie crush Aiden’s heart. I was always on Team Aiden and the fact Carrie cheated on him and ended up with Big totally made her lose major brownie points with me. I used to literally race home to watch Sex on the City every Sunday night. This was pre-DVR days so, I’d totally cut my weekend short to get in an episode.
Of course, Lancome Monsieur Big Mascara had me having visions of Chris North that floated through my head and perhaps some weird Euro trash porn as well. I mean Monsieur Big? Really? There were no other names in rotation they could have used? I highly recommend we stick this one on the cringe-worthy makeup names list!
Apparently, it provides “heart-stopping” volume and up to 24 hours of wear as well as an ultra-creamy, pigmented formula that doesn’t flake or smudge. What sort of volume are we talking about here? Up to 12x! Apparently one coat will do ya!
I dunno if I need my mascara to chill out for 24 straight hours but count me intrigued about the volume they promise. Just don’t try to convince me on the name.
Lancome Monsieur Big Mascara arrives this Summer.
Will you indulge?